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hello, this account is in hibernation. follow me over at @miketaddow if you want. the bad tweets will never stop.

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UPDATE:

thanks to the parent company’s assistance, @miketaddow is free.

this account will transition to a backup role and will go into extended hibernation.

if you’re a new follower, feel free to connect over at the og account @miketaddow

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

just posting here so that space karen and ‘em don’t nuke this backup account for being inactive or whatnot.

i’m over at @MikeTaddow for daily terrible tweets.

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

UPDATE:

thanks to the parent company’s assistance, @miketaddow is free.

this account will transition to a backup role and will go into extended hibernation.

if you’re a new follower, feel free to connect over at the og account @miketaddow

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@JasmineLWatkins @MikeTaddow everybody else can choose which one to follow but you have to follow both. it’s the price you pay for always being mean to me. respectfully ❤️

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

UPDATE:

thanks to the parent company’s assistance, @miketaddow is free.

this account will transition to a backup role and will go into extended hibernation.

if you’re a new follower, feel free to connect over at the og account @miketaddow

[Panda Hank (Nico survivor & Masai believer) @pandahank41]

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

Warriors fans when Steph makes a 3:

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that baby gon be tired af at daycare tomorrow after staying up for the warriors game and getting tossed into the air like that lol

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somebody hoisted a baby to celebrate a steph 3 😂

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that baby gon tell all the other babies at daycare tomorrow “i was there at the season opener when steph went off, swear to god!”

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

when i was writing for @lonestarball, one of the stories i was workshopping was talking to lgbtq+ community members who are/were fans of the rangers. a lot of them exist, and they were hella mad at the franchise. i wish i could’ve written that story but i lost my mom and well..

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

a really good read here from levi on the texas rangers franchise once again turning its back on the lgbtq+ community, not just in one tweet but in their follow-up statement too — a cowardly organization that does not represent MY texas.

[Levi Weaver @ThreeTwoEephus]

Sorry it took me til 11:15pm to get this out. It’s a delicate topic, and I wanted to make sure I got it as right as I could.

Thanks to @TheAthletic editorial staff (and members of our LGBTQ+ community) for helping me check for blind spots.

https://t.co/gVt0tKs9Xb

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

@NDEddieMac lol he’s too good bro

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ok richard jefferson nailed this tiktok trend 😂

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y’all sleeping on richard jefferson’s tiktok account

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

richard jefferson’s tiktok usage remains top notch

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absolutely cannot relate

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it’s been a few weeks and i still love this tiktok so much

[(HIBERNATION MODE) @MichaelTaddow]

“baldwin is a co-producer on the film and plays infamous outlaw rust, whose 13-year-old grandson is convicted of an accidental murder”

[Variety @Variety]

BREAKING: Alec Baldwin fired the gun that killed one and injured another in an accident set of his film "Rust." https://t.co/7Xybp84H8M

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and then he lifted a lineman in celebration

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me after i do something petty

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@MikeDSykes a little late — some kdX action today

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81 more of these games? nah man i’m too old, my body can’t handle any more software updates

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is jason kidd gonna make the mavs players climb up reunion tower on their hands and knees? stay tuned!

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@bobbykaralla @IsaacLHarris we don’t acknowledge perpendicular isaac