Sir Michael Take CBE

The former Conservative MP for Dorset East. 🇬🇧 I can also be found here too:

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Delighted to see that The Daily Mail has had the good sense to quote me regarding the government’s sensible idea to disperse sewage in coastal waters in a safe manner whilst beaches are empty.
The Daily Mail continues to be an example of rigorous & well researched journalism.👍

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@RaheemKassam https://t.co/51qYzbNDtc

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Our girl Victoria Atkins is spot on!
If Nigel Farage were to sit down and you smelt his seat after he’d left, you’d definitely smell sexism & probably a musky odour of pubic cheddar. 🤢

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@christopherhope @GBNEWS https://t.co/51qYzbN5DE

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Our girl Victoria Atkins is spot on!
If Nigel Farage were to sit down and you smelt his seat after he’d left, you’d definitely smell sexism & probably a musky odour of pubic cheddar. 🤢

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@GBNEWS https://t.co/51qYzbNDtc

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Our girl Victoria Atkins is spot on!
If Nigel Farage were to sit down and you smelt his seat after he’d left, you’d definitely smell sexism & probably a musky odour of pubic cheddar. 🤢

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@LeaderofKCC https://t.co/51qYzbNDtc

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Our girl Victoria Atkins is spot on!
If Nigel Farage were to sit down and you smelt his seat after he’d left, you’d definitely smell sexism & probably a musky odour of pubic cheddar. 🤢

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Our girl Victoria Atkins is spot on!
If Nigel Farage were to sit down and you smelt his seat after he’d left, you’d definitely smell sexism & probably a musky odour of pubic cheddar. 🤢

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@trussliz The country needs you Liz…

Except that country probably isn’t the UK.

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

Great to see Andrea & Liz back together again.
You can just sense the electricity, the moisture, the smell of Dettol.
They truly are a power duo.
Our Spice Girls
Our Thelma & Louise
Our lick & spit
Our lettuce & turnip
Our seat & sniff
Our Thursday night bath time.
Our rash.
🇬🇧

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@LeeAndersonMP_ And it’s bath time tonight as well! 😉

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@TRobinsonNewEra https://t.co/6ExKGuMXBI

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@ZiaYusufUK @christopherhope Zia
What????!!!!!!
You’ve reported ITV to the police?
But you have repeatedly criticised the police, accusing them of "two-tier policing.”
You’ve alleged that "anti-white racism is structurally embedded" in police institutions.
Now you suddenly want the police to help you?
🤔

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@I_amMukhtar https://t.co/6ExKGuMXBI

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@gingerrtom https://t.co/6ExKGuMpMa

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@I_amMukhtar https://t.co/6ExKGuMpMa

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@stuzi_pants https://t.co/6ExKGuMpMa

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@LeeAndersonMP_ Lee
What????!!!!!!
You’ve reported ITV to the police?
But you have repeatedly criticised the police, accusing them of "two-tier policing.”
You’ve alleged that "anti-white racism is structurally embedded" in police institutions.
Now you suddenly want the police to help you?
🤔

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@ZiaYusufUK @christopherhope Zia
What????!!!!!!
You’ve reported ITV to the police?
But you have repeatedly criticised the police, accusing them of "two-tier policing.”
You’ve alleged that "anti-white racism is structurally embedded" in police institutions.
Now you suddenly want the police to help you?
🤔

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
Get me 7 bags of coke and a copy of the bible.
I’ve got Tommy Robinson coming round tonight to talk about his court case!”

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@fleetstreetfox https://t.co/gRyUD758S4

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

This book rocks!
I’ve read a preview copy
It tells the story of a bold young lady who bravely embarks on a magical adventure of growing pies & dripping down.
Unfortunately she is turned into a lettuce.
It’s being called the best fantasy book since Tolkien’s ‘Lord of the Rings.’🤓

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

@campbellclaret https://t.co/gRyUD758S4

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

This book rocks!
I’ve read a preview copy
It tells the story of a bold young lady who bravely embarks on a magical adventure of growing pies & dripping down.
Unfortunately she is turned into a lettuce.
It’s being called the best fantasy book since Tolkien’s ‘Lord of the Rings.’🤓