michael roach guilbeaux

flop on the rise!

[michael roach guilbeaux @MichaelTells]

@ddigitalwitness feeeeel this!

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@NuggetsInsideMe “didn’t agree with the Halloween decorations” plsss I need details

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@lakejacher making a little commotion for the pants.

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@televisena @calebsaysthings click the link to become a good friend

https://t.co/J3FOmVHAwV.

[michael roach guilbeaux @MichaelTells]

@ddigitalwitness I look forward to our first table read.

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@ddigitalwitness … excuse me

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@FionaBattersby “omg is your hand bleeding” such a powerful icebreaker, honestly. a conversation starter!

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@th3mb0fication way of the long death and she’ll work another 30

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@NuggetsInsideMe this is it

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@gaysethrogan RIP leslie jordan

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@NuggetsInsideMe fight fire with fire.

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@NuggetsInsideMe 🫡

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the @amazon warehouse robot putting a penis-enlarging pump in the box instead of the soap my brother ordered:

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enjoying this without context so no i won’t be reading the article ❤️

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@chandlerjdean @TheWatsonEffect @calebsaysthings chandler saying it proudly/confidently is ultimately powerful and we’re lucky he’s at the table

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@NuggetsInsideMe Americas Got Talent archetype.

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@NuggetsInsideMe in what area was she prodigious as a child? important context.

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@ddigitalwitness i want a night in my new kitchen together. ill supply the ingredients, you supply the magic. my dream! 😭❤️