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I'm like the Burgess Meredith character in that Twilight Zone episode with the books the bomb and the broken glasses

[Vauxhall @MichaelToctumi]

#OpenlyMockASong. oh it's Your cloud is it? I'm staying put, you get offa

[Vauxhall @MichaelToctumi]

#BadDietNames the munch and punch diet-eat too much-get punched

[Just J @junejuly12]

The best mental health professionals love long walks, chasing balls, and sniffing each other’s butts.

[Vauxhall @MichaelToctumi]

#QuestionsEvenGoogleCantAnswer Why are there still Nazis?

[Vauxhall @MichaelToctumi]

#GiveThingsSlogans Medical Marijuana; yeah, right

[Vauxhall @MichaelToctumi]

#GiveThingsSlogans STDs; at least you're having sex

[CK @charley_ck14]

If you hold one to your ear you can hear Donald Trump's thoughts. #FakeFruitcakeFacts @HashFakeFacts

[Vauxhall @MichaelToctumi]

#MoviesThatAreConfused A Streetcar named Retire

[Shastina Sandman @Shastina_Eloff]

This thread is just so funny!!! https://t.co/Mdxz3OdkE5

[Mind Blowing @MindBlowing]

Melting Moon:

[The Tortured Buffalo Sports Fans Department @SethFromThe716]

#IfTrumpWereSanta you'd see him move on mommy like a bitch, grab her by the pussy, and force her to kiss him because when you're a star, they'll let you do it. You can do anything.

[CaseyTheOkayest @CaseyKimberly]

It’s true that history repeats itself. We’re back to communicating with hieroglyphics. 🍆👌💦