Michael Todor

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

Finns just dropped The Ashes #TheAshes

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

@von_blonde you know it.

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

@AmandaBynes ill whip your pussy

[John Safran @JohnSafran]

Looking to increase twitter followers? I find by being ironically racist I get the anti-racists plus the racists who take me on face value.

[John Safran @JohnSafran]

Christ, I just wrote 'your' instead of 'you're' in an email to the head editor of Penguin. What a humiliating defeat.

[Dave Jory @DaveJory]

As a show of respect, 2-Day FM has agreed to postpone their prank call to Nelson Mandela's hospital.

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

@Thedoc_15 @surreyparklax was great to watch!

[andre @andre]

If you still hate Lebron you really need a life coach... And I'll sponsor you...

[Zach Lowe @ZachLowe_NBA]

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[John Knox @JohnKnox88]

Sucked in Tip Rat

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

@luke_warfa sitting on the couch. You?

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

@onez06 @surreyparklax disgrace @luke_warfa

[Leigh Ellis @LeighEllis]

Lance Stephenson & Lantz Stephenson must be so proud of Lance Stephenson right now.

[Michael Todor @MichaelTodor]

@Waite_Ben @higgsiexl @surreyparklax @onez06 @thedoc_15 @andrewham10 @tillo__12 Greg Venville

[J.E. Skeets @jeskeets]

Wild stat: Pau Gasol is 0-16 in playoff games without Kobe Bryant.

[Pau Gasol @paugasol]

@PhilJackson11 I've missed your sense of humor! Always well taken.

[Leigh Ellis @LeighEllis]

I'm disappointed Prokhorov doesn't watch Nets games in a spa with a couple of ladies, like Biff Tannen in BTTF II.

[Boston Police Dept. @bostonpolice]

CAPTURED!!! The hunt is over. The search is done. The terror is over. And justice has won. Suspect in custody.

[Kobe Bryant @kobebryant]

D12 was a beast. He stopped by the hospital twice yesterday to check on big bro that's luv #countond12