Turk (L-Constant Panic)

Quayle2K, Bush-Cheney '04, Fred '08 and 2X RNC survivor. All opinions are my own, but should be yours. They are 100% correct, I assure you. I'm huge in Belgium.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

@themaine with It’s Not Over Yet, followed by Another Night on Mars, you have the best one-two punch ever to finish a live show. How are you not doing that? Can you make it happen in DC tomorrow? Try it out. I think the crowd will go crazy.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

@emzanotti That IS a real pitbull. Pitbulls were bred to be protective of humans. They had to be so they would distinguish between the humans and the rats in the pit. They’re aggressive to people only if they’re mistreated and trained to be. Our pit is super sweet.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

When @mtgreenee and I are in agreement, we have entered a weird timeline. But fuck it. If we’re gonna burn down Washington, let’s leave no institution standing. Release it all.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

I find nothing funnier than guys like @elonmusk and @marcorubio who have basically sucked Trump’s cock to get ahead talking about how alpha they are.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Dear @amazon

We’ve repeatedly requested that packages be left at the front door. Here’s a little puzzle. Find the door in this picture?

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Now, when Biden freezes your phone, does he call someone to do it? Or does he do it telepathically?

Also, it was pretty apparent who you were gonna vote for. Do you really think they’d start fucking with your IT only **after** you did it?

[Dr. Naomi Wolf. 8 NYT Bestsellers. DPhil, Poetry. @naomirwolf]

I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Atheists, if there is no God, then explain this.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

@gtconway3d He’s a clown. Sad to see him become just a high-paid Internet troll for Trump and the GOP circus.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

LBC, if we had just given out jugs of bleach and hypodermic needles to anyone that requested them based on TFG’s suggestion four years ago, we wouldn’t be in a close election right now. Just Sayin’

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Trump voters: “He’s not a typical politician. He says what he means and does what he says.”

Media reports on what he says and what he plans to do.

Trump voters: “Oh, but he doesn’t mean that and he would never do it.”

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

I think we could all handle the stress of working at McDonald’s if they closed it for our shift and only let our friends come through.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

And not a single dark face among them. Tell me again how it’s not about white nationalism?

[PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes]

Eric Trump in a gathering of fringe, MAGA weirdos at the ReAwaken America Tour

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Proud to be one of them. If I hadn't lost weight, I'd be proud to be two of them.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Yeah, Vance escaped the hellish poverty of the Columbus suburbs. How dare Walz question that?

[Jay Caruso @JayCaruso]

What is this thing Walz have for criticizing Vance for escaping poverty and becoming successful? First it was mocking him for going to Yale. Now it’s because he was a venture capitalist.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

Allred has Cruz’ number for sure.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Allred: "Sen. Cruz treats our border communities like he's going on some sort of safari. He comes down, puts on his outdoor clothes and tries to look tough, then goes back to Washington and does nothing to help."

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

The lawsuit in question is the one where Matt was described as having been at a sex party featuring underage girls, FTR. Seems that would be an important part of the headline, but apparently not to @ABC

[ABC News @ABC]

As part of its ongoing investigation into Rep. Matt Gaetz, the House Ethics Committee recently issued a subpoena for documents from a civil lawsuit brought by one of the Florida congressman's longtime friends, @ABC News has learned. https://t.co/94RiIAepml

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

I feel like “I got to the porn shop to socialize” is actually worse than “I stop by to pick up dildos, lube, and inflatable women.” Who goes to a porn shop just to hang out? #weird https://t.co/XqLuRm8QUp

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

No. Let them keep getting it wrong. This is why they say conservatives are weird. They badly misrepresent popular culture.

[Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti]

I’m begging you, conservatives, please, please, PLEASE watch the movies you reference.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

So what was the outcome here? Anyone know? It’s only stupid if it didn’t work.

[Turk (L-Constant Panic) @MichaelTurk]

@peterdaou The answer is “Trump would likely encourage Netanyahu to bomb Isan’s nuclear facilities”, which Biden knows to stop short of.