Quayle2K, Bush-Cheney '04, Fred '08 and 2X RNC survivor. All opinions are my own, but should be yours. They are 100% correct, I assure you. I'm huge in Belgium.
@themaine with It’s Not Over Yet, followed by Another Night on Mars, you have the best one-two punch ever to finish a live show. How are you not doing that? Can you make it happen in DC tomorrow? Try it out. I think the crowd will go crazy.
@emzanotti That IS a real pitbull. Pitbulls were bred to be protective of humans. They had to be so they would distinguish between the humans and the rats in the pit. They’re aggressive to people only if they’re mistreated and trained to be. Our pit is super sweet.
When @mtgreenee and I are in agreement, we have entered a weird timeline. But fuck it. If we’re gonna burn down Washington, let’s leave no institution standing. Release it all.
Now, when Biden freezes your phone, does he call someone to do it? Or does he do it telepathically?
Also, it was pretty apparent who you were gonna vote for. Do you really think they’d start fucking with your IT only **after** you did it?
I endorsed Pres Donald Trump yesterday. Today all day my phone froze, the cursor on my computer started wandering around the desktop, and my wifi continually disconnected. All coincidentally.
LBC, if we had just given out jugs of bleach and hypodermic needles to anyone that requested them based on TFG’s suggestion four years ago, we wouldn’t be in a close election right now. Just Sayin’
Trump voters: “He’s not a typical politician. He says what he means and does what he says.”
Media reports on what he says and what he plans to do.
Trump voters: “Oh, but he doesn’t mean that and he would never do it.”
What is this thing Walz have for criticizing Vance for escaping poverty and becoming successful? First it was mocking him for going to Yale. Now it’s because he was a venture capitalist.
Allred: "Sen. Cruz treats our border communities like he's going on some sort of safari. He comes down, puts on his outdoor clothes and tries to look tough, then goes back to Washington and does nothing to help."
The lawsuit in question is the one where Matt was described as having been at a sex party featuring underage girls, FTR. Seems that would be an important part of the headline, but apparently not to @ABC
As part of its ongoing investigation into Rep. Matt Gaetz, the House Ethics Committee recently issued a subpoena for documents from a civil lawsuit brought by one of the Florida congressman's longtime friends, @ABC News has learned. https://t.co/94RiIAepml
I feel like “I got to the porn shop to socialize” is actually worse than “I stop by to pick up dildos, lube, and inflatable women.” Who goes to a porn shop just to hang out? #weird https://t.co/XqLuRm8QUp