Michael Wenseth

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Do hipster chicks wear sweatpants that say "DRY" on the butt? http://t.co/EPEvJfKnbE

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. http://t.co/loD8luX62v

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

http://t.co/MwapwEKtmV Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

http://t.co/Wb0u0tSyOg It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

i've got a pilot's licence... and i'm not giving it back to him. luckily he's too drunk to notice. http://t.co/9fEeUI7U

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

There is no more horrible death than the one of a poor tree that ends up being a Twilight book. http://t.co/M75bT6TW

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Not much of a “First Aid” kit if it doesn’t have peanut butter in it. http://t.co/UpTgR5iO

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Gratulerer til England, dere slipper og bli hakkemat for Tyskland ! Italia, kondolerer. #klasseforskjell

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

@PetterWest Prøvde et par joggesko som æ aldri har brukt før! Gikk ikke så veldi bra.

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Liker ikke å se Chelsea vinne, men elsker å se Bayern tape! #CL

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Når du ikke får på deg sokker fordi du har så store vannblemmer på tærne #denfølelsen

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

@ingridengeset Fy faen dokker e nydeli! #naat

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Vanvittig avsluttning på en sinnsyk sesong! Det gjør vondt å si det, men det må gjøres. Manchester City, gratulerer!

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Trur aldri æ har vært så nervøs ! #mufc #2pl

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

@PetterWest @Andreasgklev Gjerne

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

@Andreasgklev First thing on the agenda when we get back? A night in the forrest or at "gambu! You in?

[Michael Wenseth @MichaelWenseth]

Ikke stått på ski på 4 dager, føles ut som en evighet ! #NextWinterPleace