Michael Whatley

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

I’m still here. Please don’t delete me @elonmusk . I’ll do better about using Twitter, I promise.

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

I’m training to be the #LastFanStanding during today’s big game, and win a Mercedes-AMG! Check it out at https://t.co/iR1rGjsZRY https://t.co/AoNBidpSc6

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

I’m training to be the #LastFanStanding during today’s big game, and win a Mercedes-AMG! Check it out at https://t.co/iR1rGjsZRY https://t.co/AoNBidpSc6

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

The definition of comfortable! #LetSleepingDogsLie #TheGoodLife #HeCanSleepAnywhere… https://t.co/ve0z7cmZV4

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

A great deal on some sexy ass pants #SuperSavings #WontLastLong #GolferSwag @ The Forum… https://t.co/AMIMSBADBX

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Ahh, the smoothness of a fresh razor! #LikeButtah #SilkySmooth #DorcoBlades dorcousa https://t.co/DkiyzNfYfM

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Just told at @pollotropical they "can't" give all flats. What happened to good customer service? Is it a big deal how I want to eat pollo?

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Hey @Starbucks I don't think Strawberries & Creme is supposed to be beige with melted whipped cream.

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

There are two types of people in this world. Those who think a pint of ice cream is a single… https://t.co/uKYkjchHcn

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Cloudy with a chance of impending doom... @ City of Duluth, Georgia - City Hall https://t.co/uhcyxmPr3s

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Ah, the Las Vegas airport. Home of sadness, despair, regret, and the lingering stench of this… https://t.co/Y7iRR9aNp1

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Sucks when @Delta asks for volunteers, makes you wait to board, then says, "Ah, never mind. Good luck finding overhead space now." #Cramped

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Michael, party of 1. #LonliestPhrases @ Delta Terminal - Orlando International Airport https://t.co/tVPtAVEFhT

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Candies by the pound in the hotel gift shop?? What's the weight limit for a checked bag?… https://t.co/Db00OZ4FAE

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Hello, @panerabread - Nice to see you're offering sandwiches personalized with thumbprints...

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

.@jk_rowling is there significance to the number 5972 on the Hogwarts Express shown in the movies? #PotterHeadsNeedToKnow

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Since when does a difference of opinion lead to shootings rather than spirited debate? What's happened to America?

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

Just received my photo book from @Shutterfly . Looks like a child colored the pictures with crayons. Not what I was expecting at all.

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These sweet pups showed up my sisters. If anyone is interested Holla at @sowhatley or mjwhatley before… http://t.co/KPOJYHLnFN

[Michael Whatley @michaelwhatley]

.@EWErickson have you seen the latest @AutoTrader_com commercials featuring the #DukesOfHazzard ? Maybe that will help you explain it.