Michael Geary

Back-end penetration tester.
Also, I work in software

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

Neighbour’s cat came in and started WW3, they’re both fine but I’m not.

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@jimalkhalili you probably get this all the time but I saw you on Cunk on Britain - how real is it? Obviously she's quite well known now but was the interview under the guise that it was serious?

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@SW_Help @nationalrailenq coach 3 on the 14.24 from Fratton to Waterloo, Family have been yelling, causing a scene and causing people to leave the carriage for the whole trip. Can a guard come and tell them to be quiet?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@susie_dent how do you feel about the term "pre-prepared"?

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@JagexSupport the same credentials that worked on pc won't let me sign in on mobile and now my account is locked -presumably a 2fa issue? Would like to get mobile access unlocked as I'll be fully mobile for a few weeks

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@SW_Help train's cancelled, how can I claim a refund? Was 14.41 from fratton to Waterloo, your delay repay says the journey doesn't exist... It also says literally every other journey doesn't exist

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@JagexAsh Thanks!

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@JagexAsh think I've found a way to quite reliably kill 7 brothers per barrows run by killing one brother twice, any clue whether this would give an extra chest roll chance?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@nationalrailenq @SW_Help I was sold a ticket from Waterloo to fratton via Guildford at 19.00 tonight (via the Trainline app), but that train doesn't exist and the route appears to not be running all day. Am I able to just take a direct train from Waterloo to fratton?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@TheRangeUK care to explain why an order I placed at 10pm last night has just been dispatched, with no order reference and no notice given, due to be delivered today? It wasn't meant to come until Monday and you've given me no way to contact or track XDP

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@waitrose @JohnLewisRetail a candle I bought from Waitrose just exploded, sent hot shards of glass flying and would have set light to my furniture if I hadn't been very nearby watching it. Assuming this isn't the intended behaviour as fireworks night isn't for a few days?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@nationalrailenq there are a bunch of crackheads having a fight next to me on the train to Brighton calling at Haywards Heath right now pls send help x

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@PureGym I finally cancelled my PureGym plus membership after a good 4 or 5 years based on this. Top tip, don't brag about being "popular" when the equipment isn't maintained and you have no membership limits

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@PureGym do you actually have a cap on the number of people who can sign up to a gym? The only weight you can get in PureGym Clapham is waiting in line to use equipment (ps it's all still broken) #LongWeight #SquatRackedMoreLikeTooPacked #LatPullsMoreLikeTooFull

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@HMRCcustomers Is there any alternative? Currently at 20 minutes queue time and (like most with tax problems) I have a job so this isn't really viable for me. An address I can mail to or something? What do deaf people do?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@HMRCcustomers hi, my tax code is incorrect (I believe the company I work for provided incorrect information 3 months ago), I have my P45 here but I'm on D0. What steps should I take to resolve this?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@PureGym couldn't get into one of my regular gyms (Clapham) tonight, was getting texts saying it was either opening hours or my membership type. What's going on?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@OldSchoolRS hoping to see a bow of faerdhinen #DeadmanReborn #BOFA

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@susie_dent what's up with the words co-located and collocated? Can you pull some strings and have them colocated into a third word?

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@JamesHarkin just read the note from the author for Fahrenheit 451 - it was bought by Hugh Hefner for the first editions of playboy (probably widely known), but he only paid $450!

[Michael Geary @Michael_Damon]

@JackWarren You had me worried that they'd tried to carry on without Gwen for a second there