Michael Goff

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

The Cowboys are in the playoffs, and gas is under $2.50/gal. Is this 2015 or the 1990s? Merica.

[Carolina Basketball @UNC_Basketball]

RIP Stuart Scott. Our prayers to your family, especially your two girls. Thank you for the joy you brought us & the courage you showed us.

[WhiteBballPains @WhiteBballPains]

Lmao 😂😂 #WhitePeoplePains https://t.co/JJ52bDjETR

[Michael Goff @Michael_Goff21]

@AmericanAir , flight 249 delayed for almost an hour because the copoilt was about 30 mins late.

[The Episcopal Church @iamepiscopalian]

#Imagine: During the day, at work, when we feel the pressures of the world’s… http://t.co/Ko7cbQpp2C #AdventWord

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

RT if you think Baylor should be No. 4 when the new College Football Playoff Rankings come out. #WhoIs4

[Michael Goff @Michael_Goff21]

@Dalspal1 @GSDLore thank ya

[Michael Goff @Michael_Goff21]

@GSDLore Tessa tagged along this morning to help make sure the concrete crews got the job done

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Utah made history by electing Mia Love to Congress. She is a black female Republican Mormon. Even Unicorns said "Not buying it." #FallonMono

[Tim Hawkins @timhawkinscomic]

Pointing to your phone, a shoulder shrug and mouthing “sorry” makes walking away from boring group conversations ok.

[Michael Goff @Michael_Goff21]

@JudgeGoff that's right my bad

[Michael Goff @Michael_Goff21]

@JudgeGoff 😐

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Starbucks is coming out with a Chestnut Praline Latte. Sounds less like a drink and more like a stripper giving her full name. #fallonmono

[NotKennyRogers @NotKennyRogers]

Girls who think it's all about that bass usually end up with guys who think it's all about that Affliction shirt.

[Michael Goff @Michael_Goff21]

@sydneyljohnson haha love it

[Craig Miller @junior_miller]

I dedicate this one to the architect of the Deathstar: http://t.co/Ti3BuGrPfY

[Travon Free @Travon]

*whispers* "you is kind, you is smart, and you is important"

[Peter Slover @PedroSlover]

I've seen some bad officiating in my time but this West Virginia- Baylor game is the worst!

[Tim Hawkins @timhawkinscomic]

Learn from the pilgrims. Never stand directly in front of a cannon.

[Cup Of NooDy @CupofNooDy]

Class filed trip today! SD Mo doing her thing! #Working Like a #Champ @GSDLore