M.G.Murdock

Rock'n'Roll and stuff but mostly just random stuff

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

@eikarrramba @SkullandBonesDE @UbisoftDE Der geilste streamer der je ein segelboot so dynamisch wie er über die digitale see geschipeprt hat. muss man einfach alle subs die man hat dalassen, bevor er sie lotted, der alte pirat. AHOI

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

@AxolotlMC why was this in my popup ?

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

why

[matt🍄dinsmore @spanishforshark]

@nachosarah I found ya mans: https://t.co/RZqiRQykoK

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

i miss the equalizer wheel on spotify. what am i supposed to to with this sliders 🙄 #spotify #equlizer #annoying

[Michael Myers @RealMMyers78]

No matter where, I always scare! https://t.co/828QvoRYwe

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

do you guys all create best of 2020 playlists, or are my friends just extra ?
#bestof2020 #special

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

first day at work amd the coffee-machine broke, lord help me
#feelsbadman #coffee #BROKEN

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

it already starts as it ended #NYE #NewYear #oof #2020plus

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

why is #WonderWoman84 trending ? what happened ? #trending #why

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

i just heard what you could do with left over cookies.
"what you mean, left over cookies?"
#leftovers #cookies #how #what

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

you would think the bigger the box, the easier it is to wrap it in paper. I have to inform you .... it is not the case
#cristmas #package #WrappingGifts #oof #bigandbad

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

normalize scratching like a bear #bear #scratching #normalize

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

nah, thats just the way things are now 🤷‍♂️

[Drae ✪ @Draegast]

Hey guys is the Apocalypse here? Gmail is down, Youtube is buggy, Discord is hardly working... help me

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

riding a bike when its raining isnt a good idea. who would've thought 🤷‍♂️ #rain #dontcare #biking #wet

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

remember when they said selfcare is canceled ? it still is ...
where's my chocolate ? #selfcare #chocolate

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

okay okay okay ...
so i asked my voice assitant on my mobile to tell me a joke. it showed me my alarms.
_*am i a joke to you?*_
#bixby #assistant

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

best thing there is #lorenz #terrifying #cheese

[M.G.Murdock @Michael_Grafl]

just a casual reminder, guys #satanism #WashYourHands