M i c h a e l

#GirlDad ~ Laugh as often as possible ~ Enjoy this short life we live ~ You're as old as your back and knees say you are ~ your couch misses you

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

Missing trash day is your biggest failure as an adult.

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

And if you feel any kind of way about me

aww..

[jenntrify @_jennatural]

Real twitter peeps don’t keep notifications on

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

A road trip to check out some street art and then dinner by the lake so we can enjoy the sunset before the drive home under the stars.

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

This is a post about happiness. Feel free to share it with everyone!

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

Maybe I need to try saying yes, more.

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

From this point forward... I will consider myself a young elder.

Feel free to do the same.

[Phillygirl @24tog]

Do not shop when you’ve had a few drinks

[Ginger Snapped ❤ @katy_fit]

Just took a shower with my glasses on.

Yay. Life in your 50s.

[The Tipsy Angel 🪽😇 @blonde_opinion]

If you’re still here, say hi, no weirdos, please

[The Tipsy Angel 🪽😇 @blonde_opinion]

Find someone who will hold you up when you’re in the deep end

[Lottie-pop 🍭 @Lottie_Poppie]

You can’t be yourself if you’re just trying to be liked

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

You can design your own path.

[Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 @mistrustme1]

Sometimes I think I should try to be friendlier but nah

[🔥 NOT YOUR DIVINE ANGEL 🔥 @Jessicasquared9]

The chaos in me
Finds peace in you

[M i c h a e l @Michael_Humor]

The drug you're looking for is called, laughter... laughter.

[SeaShell @DianeP89]

Chasing rainbows, only it’s me looking for the calm after the storm.

[Phillygirl @24tog]

I think we all need a day off tomorrow