Michael Clark

If a man falls over in a crowd and no trees are around to hear it, does he make a sound?

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New year, new me (clean shaven, unaware of the date, will get carded at bars now)

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Pigeons fell from grace.

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CM why K?

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Bobble booble

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It was funny while it lasted

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Lamp mmm yummy mer lot

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30 gallons of milk. Call him an inconvenience. The enigma.

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Fall has fell

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Hey, yo, nevermind.

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When in Greece

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Beauty and the beast mode

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It feels like Halloween was just last month.

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Our most famous weather man is a ground hog.

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Gar field day

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That's right I'm tweeting again, babey! A big one coming right up for the fans!

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I can almost guarantee I'm horribly unqualified, but that's never stopped a president.

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Zeus is an alpha male.

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Rock you like an earthquake makes a lot more sense.

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Squirrels are scared of donkey noises.

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She's a soggy doggy.