Michael O'Toole

If you'd gotten here 15 minutes earlier, I could have offered you bacon 🥓🥓🥓

[A Worried Citizen @ThePubliusUSA]

Dear America,

Petition for the #BabyTrumpBalloon to be repaired and make an appearance at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.

Hell to the YEAH.

Best,

A Worried Citizen

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@AgathaChocolats Nobody knows what it’s filled with

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@MysterySolvent How she imagines her presidency

Looking down on everyone

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

#TeachersRuleBecause

Only they can read your child ‘s handwriting

[Chuck Schumer @SenSchumer]

Steven Menashi concocted a plan to illegally use the private Social Security data of defrauded student borrowers to deny them debt forgiveness after they were preyed upon by for-profit schools

This is someone Pres. Trump wants us to make a federal judge?

https://t.co/XRPQ7j93xp

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@EndlessJeopardy What are Evanjellycals?

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@EndlessJeopardy What are Honey Beasts?

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@EndlessJeopardy What are Pepperidge Farmers?

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@EndlessJeopardy What are Julip Bugs?

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@AgathaChocolats Where’s the self-serve line?

[Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin]

Socialism is an economic system. Democracy is a political system. You can have both.

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@CyrusMMcQueen Kanye West will become the kind of cowboy we say is “all hat and no cotton.”

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

#LanguageTunes

I Left My Heart In Esperanto

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

#LanguageTunes

Malay, Lady, Malay

[Michael O'Toole @Michael_Oh2L]

@Cptnrwrpnts Fits like a glove