Mike Pence (not really)

Luckiest man alive! I get to be second in charge to a thin-skinned narcissistic fop. Parody.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

Can someone sue McDonald's because eating Happy Meals no longer makes them happy? Asking for a friend. #AMJoy @realDonaldTrump #Trump #CNN @mcspocky @TeaPainUSA #BreakingNews

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@LindseyGrahamSC Luckily most people are not like you.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@muchojordan @caseyjflores @AndrewDobrow Pssstttt… Casey is not too bright.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@caseyjflores Sounds good to me. Get rid of the hillbillies, racists, and stupid. Red States have been sucking at the teat of Blue States for too long. Adios losers!

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@LindseyGrahamSC It must be a challenge trying to be funny while you are so far up TFG’s bum. (Mother won’t let me use the word a$$)

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@LindseyGrahamSC Oh - I see the ATTEMPT at irony. Swing and a miss.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@TheSurlyShirley @MyPoints Sounds like @MyPoints could be the next Trump endeavor.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@CoChairMeshawn That’s right - real men stay in the closet!

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@CoChairMeshawn Hey- I recognize that guy from the bathhouse!

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Just spoke to a (not particularly political) friend in Ohio. He brought up SCOTUS and told me he's spoken to friends/family who haven't voted before. They're voting in November.

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Former Pres. Obama: “Today, the Supreme Court ... relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.” https://t.co/rECZCCr9hj

[ABC News @ABC]

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton: “Today’s Supreme Court opinion will live in infamy as a step backward for women’s rights and human rights.” https://t.co/jZFFePAAG9

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

So let me get this straight. A state has the right to restrict abortions, but doesn’t have the right to restrict firearms? Is that what we have now in these “United” States?

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@bjimb2 @stevennelson10 Really Jim? Might be time to loosen that MAGA cap- I believe you have cut off the blood flow to your brain.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@JetsGotNextV2 @__Maya98 Looks like you are a Jets fan- clearly you are an idiot.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@28thLou @f1schbach When Brett Kavanaugh finds out you are ovulating- he and Squee will stop by to impregnate you.

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@BushidoBlade61 @business You have the critical thinking skills of my previous boss.

[Bloomberg @business]

Some of the biggest companies in the US, including JPMorgan, Meta and Disney, announce that they will cover travel expenses for employees who have leave their state to obtain a legal abortion https://t.co/CpHPwloPwV

[Mike Pence (not really) @Michael_Pense]

@JohnOBrNYLI @TheOnion The people who call me the most humorless stiff around have obviously never met John.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Anti-Abortion Advocate Excitedly Switches Focus To Shaming Young Unwed Mothers https://t.co/ptXSLIR1Pj

[Robyn J Leader 🇺🇦🌻 @RobynJLeader]

The Onion has had it! They’ve been on a roll all day.