Michael Plastics

chaotic neutral

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On a date: “Is that… “ “Flea market Fernando Alonso Ferrari cologne I bought out of a white van, why yes it is.” @F1

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@Kalshi_Finance

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@PeterDiamandis This *should* be true. It seems like AI is reducing the incentive to use one’s brain and learn, so much that we’re net-negative vs 2010s. 10-15 years ago we had all the information, but needed to use intelligence to put the pieces together. Khan academy wouldn’t do YOUR homework.

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@ManMilk2 After Midnight and Past Midnight, easy to remember ;)

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@BENZOTOOIE Seems unfair Kyle Gordon ended up on here. Creative and a talented artist whether or not you like the material. Still >>> reacting to things for views.

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@1jcmaxwell Scheming on a balcony ahh scene

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@PopCrave No Maxwell’s Silver Hammer??

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@araseb_ Cgrok

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@danielcronauer Low STR: can’t grip the phone hard enough, low DEX: can’t balance it or catch it, low INT: leaving it where it can fall, low FTH: don’t trust Apple that phones are actually pretty durable now.

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@stillvicc Why is the lighting in this better than any movie in the past 15 years?

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@uneventual I mean, it’s also nice not being on a speakerphone group chat with your driver and their family the whole time.

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@BasilTheGreat

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@IndieGameJoe Isn’t this just the plot of Nier Automata

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@AnthropicAI Can I have my $200 back

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@TheOnlyEVGuy Rivian buyers’ wives and their boyfriends will love this feature.

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@Amtrak The cell service and WiFi are laughably bad all of NYC-DC. Comfy train though!

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@SpannersReady

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@ianlcohen Thank you for reminding me this exists. Fantastic album

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@concertleaks I went to her Madison Square Garden set last week. I’m not even a fan and it was STILL one of the best live music performances I’ve ever experienced because nobody was on their phone. Audience was super engaged. Everyone complaining about this format is a FUCKING weenie 🌭🌭🌭🌭

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@RAGNAROKNR0LL Demand is so high for the tickets, they can afford to lose all the dumbasses who think this way and still sell all the seats.

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@telephonehigh HAHAHAHAHAHAH