Michael Wolff

If you keep telling yourself it's too late then it will be

Happy hippy in the heart of darkness

R.I.P. Gio

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I Love Myself

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They are going to do this to me at work tomorrow
[Ron getting obliterated by a chess piece]

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Wemby on the phone with the Vatican:

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Reality is like radio. Gotta tune in

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My God Is Alive! 🙏🙌🏻

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Zacky boyyyy

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God Bless RFK Jr.

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Drake is the Steve Buscemi of rap

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"You are at home, in God, dreaming of Exile"

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"I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them"

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Americans are losing the art of soup

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Seasons change, mad things rearrange

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Earf: The Final Frontier

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Everything you can imagine is real

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Doesn't get much better than Zeppelin I

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Original Willy Wonka might be unbeatable

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A long periololically time

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Mama, I'm coming home.

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History became legend. Legend became myth. And for two and a half thousand years, @joeyBADASS career passed out of all knowledge

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Zyn has me feeling like Nicolas Flamel

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@stoolpresidente Next time I want to hear Dave fucking Portnoy's opinion I'll let him know