Michael 🔥

Demi god || Software Engineer || Electrical Engineer || Chess Lover

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

Being calm is a privilege of the powerful.

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@KALADIMA1972 🤣😅😅

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🌕✨ Lamine Yamal: “I thought I was going to win it that day in 2025 because of many things that happened. Looking back, I think it was very good for me that Dembélé won it”.

“Beyond helping me grow personally, I don’t think it was the right time for me to win it because I was still a kid and probably wouldn’t have appreciated what it really means to win a Ballon d’Or. Let’s see if this year is mine!”.

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@Shinobeme 👀👀👀

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

For over 10 years, he struggled to make money. Through it all, his mother stayed by his side.

Now you met him 2 weeks ago and you think he should choose you financially over her?

My sister, go and hustle.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

Men typically zone out when details become irrelevant to the subject matter.

Why exactly do I need to know the colour of the woman's shoes and the bag she just bought in order to understand how she offended you at work?

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@bagofnuts_ @geezy__david Delulu pro max

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

Are you reading minds now?

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Florentino Pérez plans to launch €150m official bid on Tuesday for Michael Olise.

Despite denying his name live, the main star in president’s mind is Olise — as @JBurtTelegraph @jfelixdiaz report.

Bayern’s Uli Hoeneß said in May “no chance to sell, not even for €200m”.

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@AsakyGRN Ahhhhh

[BeksFCB @Joshua__Ubeku]

Before Messi After Messi

[Danish Hussain @astrodanish]

In most professions, when you hit the 90th percentile in technical skill, the best use of your time is getting 90th percentile soft skills

the best barbers are therapists

the best photographers are comedians

the best engineers are iconoclastic cult leaders that inspire their team with a vision nobody else can see, and even fewer can beleive

stop maxing out your CAD skills, and start dreaming bigger!

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@_VALKlNG @makaveli18790 I see the streets know this too…

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@bolutifeawakan What?

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

Try dey comot. Na outside you go meet people.

[$$$ @fwedesignerx]

Money wey you suppose use guide, naim you dey use plan dates, you go too suffer for old age

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@Boomluck1zz @vinicius_snrr 🤣🤣🤣

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@FindingKan @gabbyddaddy We all know someone like this

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@mastersam_ @udysznx Yupppp 😅🤣

[Michael 🔥 @Michael__Fire]

@FabrizioRomano @boy_hench Wooooow

[Neal 🇦🇺 @NealGardner_]

If we do sign Julian, I don’t think the club will do anything, but Lamine…