Michelob

seatbelt enthusiast

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

i feel so bad when i overtake an old person on the sidewalk like man i really didn't mean to flex on you with my youthful stride

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

@CAshmanActor @dankfangxo

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Willow. She has a smile that can light up a room. And another that can light up several city blocks. 13/10

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

Party hat

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

@OgdenSuites Not yet, are you offering?

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

Guess it’s my turn to start baking sourdough

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

When sending medical advice, ask your doctor, but also ask an experienced nurse.

Nurses are underrated.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Worth watching, especially for parents

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

this literally makes me so happy and idk why

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

It’s the swiftes and the people who wear pajama pants to the gym I just cannot tolerate, :/

[Chris 𓅨 @bigjuncofan]

Single digit bedtime tonight, queen?

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

@javiercaswell Are you talking about yourself again?! 🤪

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

Shoutout the plant moms

[Malik☂️ @maliktheoracle]

If white people don’t have culture then explain shower beers

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

I can’t imagine setting a timer and talking into a video and posting it for people to look at?????

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

So you’re telling me they put the chickens genitals and heart in a bag INSIDE of the chicken?

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

If you’re still posting videos of you singing to songs in the car, this is your sign to STOP THAT RIGHT NOW

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

Same here, Ted

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Ted. He is simply over it. 12/10

[Michelob @Michaela0012]

PSA: nobody gives a bleep what you got for Valentines Day :)