Scotland is the first country to provide free period products. All it took was a history of men going to battle in skirts to get some empathy. As a great Scotsman once said, They may take our lives but they'll never take...OUR TAMPONS!
#periodpoverty@MonicaLennon7
People always ask me if I'm #vegan for health or the animals. Neither - I was just looking for one more way to disappoint my Chinese dad. #asianproblems
My mom sent me a video titled How To Come Out To Your Family. Only problem with that is I'm not gay. Apparently, she's given up on wanting grandkids and now just wants explanations. #singleproblems
Passed a hot guy and thought he was slowing down to talk to me, but no, he was just keeping social distance. Forgot that flirting nowadays is getting within 3 ft. Wink and you're a predator. #flirting#pandemicproblems
Does anyone else think it's wrong that I saw politician @theJagmeetSingh walking downtown the other day and my first thought was "that's the guy from Tik Tok"?
Season 2 of Michaela Up Close is here! Today I talk about dumb texts on dating apps, screenshot wars, and tips for sliding into a guy's DMs. I also chat with comedian @RashElie
Listen on Spotify: https://t.co/SQaJJxCUZ8
Listen on Apple: https://t.co/swKlwb03qW
I wanted structure in my day so I made a self-care checklist. After 3 days I felt amazing! By day 4 I was like, F*** this checklist! I want naps. But it works. In terms of mood boosting, it's 90% more effective than eating an entire pizza, and about on par with masturbation.
The pandemic has led many to profound realizations. Meanwhile, my big revelation is I own too many tight pants. While others prioritize health and love I’m prioritizing letting my crotch breathe. Loose pants from now on. This is the next stage of the feminist movement. #fem2
Two events in a married couple’s life you don’t mess with. From Ep 4 of Michaela Up Close. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/rerWgGHoks
Spotify: https://t.co/A9rVFUP9cJ 😘 #podcast