michaela mae

collect beautiful moments 🤍

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

haven’t been on twitter since 2021 and literally cannot recognize anyoneeeee on my fyp… i feel like a granny on Facebook

[Chloé @ChloeStillwell]

My toxic trait is thinking I need a caffineted drink every time I leave my house

[𝕂𝕆𝕂𝕆 @kokorashell]

it’s the iced coffee as a meal replacement for me

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

my biggest goal in life is to make people feel seen & like they can be their authentic selves around me. you’re talking? i’m listening. need support? i got you. got a joke? i’ll laugh. you’re sad? i have a shoulder. miss me? call, i’ll answer. love is selfless & unconditional

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

@DevJones89 I accept cash, check, or venmo 😌

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

@shelbeyeyey Bojangles ranch

[pey @peydayreed]

New Girl is like, not even just underrated or slept on, like it’s straight up ACTUALLY one of the funniest shows ever and it doesn’t get even close to the respect it deserves

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

need girl friends who are as obsessed with Kevin Gates as me... my future hubby fr fr

[SLIM 🫧 @_slimarella_]

saw this on instagram, worth a read.

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

Has anyone else noticed that some of the hand sanitizers now smells like tequila?? Is this why I never get sick?? I’ve been drinking generic germ x my entire adult life???

[Mark D. McCoy @m_d_mccoy]

George Floyd and I were both arrested for allegedly spending a counterfeit $20 bill. For George Floyd, a man my age, with two kids, it was a death sentence. For me, it is a story I sometimes tell at parties. That, my friends, is White privilege.

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

It KILLS me when I see my old teachers or friends’ parents from when I was child and they say “oh wow you’ve become such a pretty woman.” Like thanks Linda, but does that mean you thought I was butt ugly before now ?!?!

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

Just in case anyone needs a laugh. This morning a runner left her little running group and started jogging up my driveway.. no big deal maybe she needed a breather. 15 minutes later she runs out of my driveway. YALL THIS WOMAN TOOK A SHIT BEHIND MY BUSHES!!!! IM ASTONISHED!! WOW

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

if you see me tanning in the bed of my dad’s truck bc i cant go to the tanning bed mind ya own business.

[nev🕷️ @nevaaxo]

i act like everything’s okay but deep down i want louis vuitton sandals

[michaela mae @MichaelaMae0820]

@JankiP5 i did this as well 😬