Michaela Hoover

I got 99 problems and not being able to digest diary is 87 of them

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

Drinking water is really just showering the inside of your body change my mind

[jame @kloogans]

my cat: i'm gonna freak out if i don't get food right now

me: ok here's ur food

my cat: lol. you fool. you fucking fool. i wasn't even hungry this whole time

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

@snowedwhite_666 @dumbricardo Please tell me you don't actually respond to the people in your life battling depression with "well too bad"

[rico @somethinglovely]

made you a cake

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

@danavo714 the worst feed content i am so sorry

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

founder of costco: [drunk as hell] it’s gonna have hot dogs and optometrists

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

@chunkbardey @mariyadudin 😤

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

It’s the middle of the night, my boyfriend is working out of town so I’m home alone. The closet door starts moving and Im about shit my pants, whipping out my phone to call 911.

Turns out I’m just a dick and shut the cat in there accidentally

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

the irony of fundamentalist evangelical's calling Catholicism and other religions/denominations they don't agree with a cult while actively being, by definition, a cult......

and a pretty fucked up one at that. iblp i'm lookin' at you

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

you want to get stoned? the thing that killed two birds?

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

Idk who needs to hear this (every girl from my hometown) but STOP posting weekly baby updates written from the baby’s perspective. We do not care

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

So sad it came to this, but thankful for justice finally being served. Jim bob and Michelle created a monster.

[Garrett Fergeson @Garrett_Photo]

#JoshDuggar GUILTY on both counts!
https://t.co/lhDYoD4ekw
#ARnews

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

@RGrening Duke would never

[Michaela Hoover @MichaelaSHoover]

Panda Express

[naz @Nazxca]

There is only one thing girls want, and it starts with a P and ends in a S.

[trash jones @jzux]

hey sorry i was so weird yesterday today i’ll be weird but in a different way

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i can’t believe your best friends can live in different cities than you. i don’t care where your “job” is, come here!!!!!!!!!