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solitaire shawty

[michaela @MichaelaZocchi]

Men who are respectful 😩💦💦

[kt, esq. @____katieee]

men be like oh so now it’s rape to rape people?

[Air @ayoair]

and if you see me celebrating Fourth of July it’s bc I like burgers not bc I support this government

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

Having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like I can’t be saved

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

oh no i feel anxious but its ok!!! i have this rly great coping mechanism called Pick At My Skin Over and Over Again that makes it all better

[໊ @wynrosei]

When I make a man- hating joke in front of the wrong people and they start lecturing me on how men have feelings too

[Shawn Hatosy @ShawnHatosy]

unc peepaw people’s princess oomf average everyday icon returns. stay mad. stay mystified

[Kyle Mann @The_Kyle_Mann]

I am overwhelmed with tasks and responsibilities at home and at work and so I have decided it is time to start up a new Stardew Valley farm

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

ummmm you don't understand, MY family came here legally. They had to meet rigorous requirements like, "get on a boat", and "don't shit yourself to death on the boat before it gets there"

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

girl drop the crystals and pick up a glock, it’s time to save the country from fascism

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

We’re beating a dead horse later if you wanna join

[ppigg @s4m31p4n]

You’re telling me this Nissan went rogue

[Kingly @JedKingly]

Winter is great because 2 months in you’re like that was neat but that’s enough of that. And then Actual Winter hits.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

your secret is safe with me unless it’s funny

[🔎Al🔍 @SweatieAngle]

Not everyone has a transparent black lace pantsuit and fireworks ready to go, a sad indictment of the pervasive social inequality in today’s American

[Joe Twerks Daily @DailyJoeShakes]

and it just keeps getting better

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

"yassified to maintain anonymity" is one of the greatest linguistic innovations of the century

[interpretation @materialcritic]

Years of personal growth can be unraveled in 2 days at your parents house

[Vivian @suchnerve]

I automatically don’t respect you if you call people “illegals”