Michaela 😻

COSprings 📍 10/2016 ❤️

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Live life through rose colored glasses

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

My elopement floral is $2200 🙃
Tough to swallow for one day, but the most special day there is.

[HannahBower2 @hanzbananzz]

Ugh. This is my city. Makes me want to vomit.

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Lolol some random person is using my fiancé’s photos, that I post on my IG, as their catfish Tinder profile 😅
Let me upload some shirtless photos of him so you can fake people even more 😉

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

People who use the ashtray in their car are maniacs

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

I decided to ditch a traditional wedding, and run away to the desert with my hunny for an elopement. Why you ask? Ah because I’d rather spend 5k on a wedding dress, than 5k on a venue/food&drink/entertainment.

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Babe showed me the engagement ring(s) he’s looking at 😍😍😍

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

They weren’t kidding when they say abs are made in the kitchen.. I’m looking forward to be more disciplined with my eating habits!

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Lolol @ this thread 😂

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Thotty Kay💕 @coIIegebby]

ight now these some good ass tips

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

@rlhmass @comcast @comcastcares Talk to Starz. They control their broadcasting rights 😉

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

@hanzbananzz I’ve trained all my dogs with shock collars. Pit bulls are very stubborn and need firm direction. They are THE best behaved because of the benefits from shock collars 😊

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Imagine this-
You book 2 sessions for a tattoo. Artist cuts 2nd appt short 2 hours, & sends you on your way with a “finished” tattoo. Few days later you notice your tattoo is not finished, & reach out to the artist. Artist tells you it’ll be at least 4 months for an appt 😂 #cool

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

There’s nothing like driving to the gym, drinking pre-workout, and realizing you left your gym bag at home 🙂

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Levi’s jeans are the kitties titties. Finally found jeans that fit in all the right places 😻

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

My old man Onyx isn’t doing too well this morning. We get to have a vet visit later and fingers crossed today is not his day 🤞💔

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

Dylan told me he bought my engagement ring 😍
Now I wait for proposal!

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

@b_johnso47 I LIVE for conspiracies 😄 my mind can do all the over thinking it needs. Lol

[Michaela 😻 @Michaela_xo69]

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