Michael 🌿🪽

Of course you can trust me, I’m an angel. 😇
Owner: @LWannabie

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@DagonOfFiles Eugh, you are hardly worth my time. But, should you continue testing my patience, then I just might.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@DagonOfFiles I will smite you demon, don’t test me.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@DagonOfFiles Oh, so now you decided to spell properly, you pest. And yes, it is automatically my concern whenever a conniving demon such like yourself shows up uninvited.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@bestsupremearch @GuardingEastG8 What an unfortunate surprise to see you still alive. I may be an Angel but I still have my ways.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

A moment of quiet.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@BigFloatingHead The cafe is indeed in Heaven. I have adjusted the necessary parameters so that angels are now able to consume coffee and pastries. I recognise that I was in denial about the feasibility of this entire situation, but the results appear to be… unexpectedly positive.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

The coffeeshop doesn’t look half-bad I suppose.

I can’t believe I’m saying this.

I think I will try a black coffee.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@bestsupremearch @GuardingEastG8 Haha.

Just to let you know, I have sent over a hell hound over to your location, so you can demonstrate.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@GuardingEastG8 The Celestial Café initiative has thus far exceeded expectations. Attendance is surprisingly high, complaints are low, and productivity has not suffered.

I have hired a few Cherubs to take over the cafe.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@HndsmmDevl69 I authorised coffee and pastries.

You introduced sex, drugs, and a nightclub called Lux.

I can assure you this is the least of your worries.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@GuardingEastG8 @ineffablejesus Yellow does have strong associations with light and order. I can see the appeal.
Blue is acceptable, though I would advise against overly saturated tones.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@GuardingEastG8 @ineffablejesus Eugh, fine.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@GuardingEastG8 A coffeeshop? Hmm, I suppose that’s not a terrible idea.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@ineffablejesus @GuardingEastG8 Hello, Anointed One. I believe Heaven requires no additional decor. Apart from the occasional table and chair, we have little need for unnecessary clutter. Aziraphale’s office already serves as an excellent example of what happens when decorating is taken too far

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@GuardingEastG8 Ah. I didn’t think you would see that. Well, i suppose we must if we want to get anything done.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

God dammit.

[Aziraphale🪽 @GuardingEastG8]

Heavenly Greetings All,

In light of many of you expressing your wishes for me to remain in charge of Heaven, I would like you all to know that I do intend to both remain in charge and to reinstate plans that were made for Heavenly Improvements!

Warm Regards,
A—

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@lindamartin2026 @GuardingEastG8 I am NOT and WILL NOT be attending therapy.

[Michael 🌿🪽 @Michaelarchh777]

@artyoxenfree @GuardingEastG8 I would not “have a fit.”

I would simply spend the next several centuries proving the decision was a mistake.