Hold the fuck on, hold the motherfucking fuck on a second… are people actually out there talking about a Trump win being “inevitable”?
You’re talking about the twice impeached, quadruply indicted, 34-times convicted, adjudicated rapist, business fraud who kept our national security secrets in his f’ng bathroom and wanted to see his VP hanged for not breaking democracy?
The sociopath who golfed while thousands of Americans were dying a day and asked about injecting bleach is some kind of fucking “given”?
The “dictator on day one” who said he could shoot someone in the middle of Fifth Avenue and would inherit a Supreme Court that would actually let him? That guy’s winning is already written?
Really?
The child-separating racist who is promising detention camps and mass deportations?
The Putin puppet who’ll abandon NATO?
We’re just gonna surrender to that fucking guy and all the accompanying awful that comes with him?
Now? In JULY?!?
Because he’s got a pantyliner on his ear thanks to a twisted fuck who got his hands on a weapon we’ve all been trying to ban??
Are you fucking high?
If you’re not having a good Monday always remember this…
At least you’re not Travis, up on a stage, dancing around like a trained monkey in front of a crowd of 12 year old Swiftys!!😆😂😭🤣👇🏻
There are two possible futures of the universe
One, they kill me
Two, I emerge as one of the most respected and influential men on the planet galvanized by false persecution
I ask my enemies to make a choice
I will stay awake tonight prepared for mortal combat
Send your best
After climate change has fully ravaged the earth, whatever is left of the human race will ask how the generations before them let it happen and the answer, that the richest people on earth, couldn’t bear the thought of being a little less rich, will never ever ever make sense.