I made up a 1940s movie called Station to Station starring an imaginary actor named Gay Christmas and I’ve thought about it so much it feels like I’ve actually seen it
My dream job is Christmas Carol critic. I work one month a year traveling the country to watch as many local Christmas Carol productions as possible and then write things like "The Baltimore Scrooge has a warmth reminiscent of Atlanta's Ebenezer we all remember so well from 2018"