Michael Golliher

If you can’t handle me at my Grizabella, you don’t deserve me at my Mister Mistoffelees. He/him/his/whatever.

[Michael Golliher @Michaelichael]

My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2: Look Whose Big Fat Greek Wedding It Is Now

[Fake Muppet Show Guests @MuppetGuests]

It's The Muppet Show with our very special guest star Divine!

[Amanda Wong @amandawtwong]

Maybe we were too hard on JJ Abrams for "Somehow Palpatine returned."

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

A Shotgun Wedding Gone Wrong: Why My Marriage to Amelia Bedelia Was a Mistake | The Cut

[Losing it @prophethusband]

I made up a 1940s movie called Station to Station starring an imaginary actor named Gay Christmas and I’ve thought about it so much it feels like I’ve actually seen it

[Michael Golliher @Michaelichael]

@woebegonefred This OUTFIT 👏👏👏

[Michael Golliher @Michaelichael]

What a weirdly soothing adventure I just had!

[juli ☕️🎄 @blehhidc]

Spend the day as a mermaid!

an interactive thread 🧵
🧜‍♀️🐚🫧🪸~

[Bec Shaw @Brocklesnitch]

Could watch approx 7000 hours of Dolly Parton and her sister answering questions like this

[Michael Golliher @Michaelichael]

I do like living in a world where I can mention Engelbert Humperdinck and then have to follow up with “No, not THAT Engelbert Humperdinck.”

[. @kingbealestreet]

They gotta start presenting Best Costume Design at the Oscars like this again

[Michael Golliher @Michaelichael]

The clotted cream CAN catch the potato.

[The Theater Lovers | Will & Rachael @theater_lovers]

Tennessee Williams: “no no no, that’s still not right title. Think, Tennessee Williams, THINK!”

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

by six weeks… bigger eggplants

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

My dream job is Christmas Carol critic. I work one month a year traveling the country to watch as many local Christmas Carol productions as possible and then write things like "The Baltimore Scrooge has a warmth reminiscent of Atlanta's Ebenezer we all remember so well from 2018"

[Michael Golliher @Michaelichael]

Give thanks for the healthy children in your life. For everything else, there’s Mastercard.

[harky @theharkyp]

God’s plan for me does not involve LinkedIn at all

[m @msnetik]

“my son can’t be gay he loves women”

the women;

[Amy Zimmer @oneamyzimmer]

wouldst thou like to live fergaliciously