Michaelis Renvicus

🇬🇧 Gen X | IT Geek | Parody & Satire
🎙️ Observing modern Britain through sarcasm
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Macron and his wife leaving Downing Street yesterday…
Apparently she just wanted to phone home.

#Macron #France #UKPolitics #PoliticalSatire

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@BurnsideWasTosh Free childcare for high earners: apparently the state only shrinks after it has checked your salary.

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@justrightFrank The council’s transparency policy appears to be working perfectly—provided nobody looks through it.

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@thedailymash Nothing says working-class banter like leaving the middle-class man waiting for the minutes.

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@chico_ray Nothing says intellectual confidence like inventing a word and then using it as evidence.

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@BLAIMGame Thanks dude 😎

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Scenes from the Green Party after-party. Apparently someone found the organic Prosecco...

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@ClearingViews Thanks 😊 Morning CV. 👋

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@pitpasschris Nice 🏎️

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@pitpasschris Morning Chris 👋

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@WireSpy92 Good morning 🌅

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@UKDecline Two meetings and a wedding — even Amazon gives you longer to return things.

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The adults are now in the car park arguing over who forgot the password.

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Kim Jong Nandy solves the social media problem: if you’re under 16, you’re no longer social.

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A bouncer for the internet, except the adults are left outside explaining the Wi-Fi to each other.

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@thedailymash There’s also the British person who can afford to drink every day but doesn’t, because they’ve got a mortgage. The rarest type.

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@ScoLibertarian So the only adults left online will be managers. At least the comments section can finally be performance-managed.

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@RAF_Luton At Mach 8, even the spelling mistakes arrive before the plane.

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@newsthump A genre where the facts are optional but the T-shirt is apparently compulsory.

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Good to see the Green Party conference maintaining its usual air of calm and stability...

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@UKDecline Good morning to everyone except the person who decided 1,600 overdue fire-safety actions was an administrative detail.

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@misspaulalondon I only row when the Treasury rebrands a tax rise as a growth strategy.