〽️ichael

It doesn’t matter

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

tore my ACL jacking off

[sydney assbasket @admiralwils0n]

I be listening to Alice in chains with my nuts out

[™️ @TJAMEZtm]

how you crying over me & you textin 11 other niggas

[kachi @kachikar6]

Just one ig story from you ex will have you spiralling I’m in hell man

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

i liked ur tweet with my tip

[Larry @Larryjuana41]

This hoe done took the light out of my eyes

[BLËUSKI @BleuCapone]

It don’t get no realer than this

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

shawty bad, like morally

[unbanhitec @thxsiicko]

#alonemaxxing

[♟ @MexikoDro4]

Dont nobody in dis world love you but yo momma nigga

[cha$e @jehovahsflyest]

y'all bitches suck at being a nigga peace

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

Me and her were supposed to go watch spiderman together 💔

[soc @socrypt]

How I want my wife to react after I crack open my 12th beer on a weekday

[Budweiser @budweiserusa]

Stop scrolling. Go grab a beer.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

taking my girlfriend to see the odyssey tonight & whispering “that couldn’t keep me from you, baby” every time odysseus is delayed by another obstacle

[tasman @lildorothy_]

Hang in there man it gets so much worse

[joey @joboduj]

hey siri blow my shit clean off

[47 @youshouldfw47]

Delete that paragraph king

she don’t give a fuck

[Kazeem Famuyide 🇳🇬 🍎 @Kazeem]

Finally.

[manic manic manic manic manic manic manic manic ma @manicmanic_]

can someone edit a beer flying into his hand