Michael Hester

I was tired of my bio, so I changed it to this just so I wouldn't have the old one.

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

Here’s the thing. I’ve been a student at Ozark for so long now that I’m watching people who enrolled after me graduate before me, and my reaction is completely limited to, “What. But you’re still a baby.”

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@_joshuaacarroll Is this in Waco?

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@Heychrishay But only for like six hours

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@_joshuaacarroll This guy feels like a mix between Michael from Vsauce, a suicide cult leader, with a slight hint of Neature Walk, wrapped up in the body of an over enthusiastic Bible college sophomore.

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@Lisahumason This fight was actually planned a year in advance. It’s completely on brand, but unreasonably underpublicized beforehand. It was seen only as a meme until this past week and people started referencing it again. I’m amazed it made it into AP News, but I’m also satisfied by that.

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@_joshuaacarroll Was the operation the removal of the heart of a young virgin and Philip’s subsequent consumption of said heart?

[Jon Mark Hester @JonMarkHester1]

What is cheese if not milk persevering?

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

It really feels like a cheap shot to say the super bowl halftime show is the biggest performance of the year.

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@SharonD90 No

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@SharonD90

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@King_Drewlian @SharonD90 Yeah @SharonD90 you just got lucky with the test

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@SharonD90 That could be it

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@SharonD90 It gave me acts if service which... that ain’t it chief

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@sarahhester

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@_joshuaacarroll Gosh dang it

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

I’m not saying that this doesn’t mean something, but I really don’t think this is the reason why we owe them anything.

[Robert Reich @RBReich]

Despite some of the highest Covid-19 death rates in America, Navajo Nation increased their turnout and went 97% for Biden...yes, 97%...

We owe them a debt of gratitude in helping to flip Arizona.

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@_joshuaacarroll As someone who wants to be helpful, people who try to be helpful without first making sure others want to be helped are so unhelpful.

Also, credibility is a big deal with being helpful.

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@_joshuaacarroll Quick scope 1v1 me bro 😎

[Michael Hester @MichaelsNeology]

@King_Drewlian @ATmarple Let those words never leave my lips 😔