Michaelsoft723

In 1971 Bill Grates invented Michaelsoft.

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@RepFine Are "Bread Lines" what you call the creases in your fat belly?

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@MeghanMcCain A 320lb 11 year old Meghan McCain: daddy lift me up! Pick me up!

John: I er uh, I can't sweetie my arms hurt from uhhhh fuckin Vietnam... prison

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@EmmaVigeland

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@MeghanMcCain A 320lb 11 year old Meghan McCain: daddy lift me up! Pick me up!

John: I er uh, I can't sweetie my arms hurt from uhhhh fuckin Vietnam... prison

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@SeanRossSapp 60's Heat

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@hutchinson Respect for being literally the only neoliberal to ACTUALLY vote blue no matter who.

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@BriannaWu Brianna Wu makes a lot of sense if you don't consider the people living in Gaza to be human beings.

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@ohgoditsmatthew Matt Mahan votes would have gone 99% to Becerra

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@llerer Aziz Ansari all over again.

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@JoinImpactNow @sidrosenberg19 Did you try to paint your face blue for Israel Day but it turned you purple because it mixed with your natural high blood pressure red skin?

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@sairaspooks He's purple for an amazing reason.

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@antipiker Tom Steyer is Skylar Gisondo’s dad. IDC what anyone says.

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@hasanthehun WembanyaMAO vs Mamdanistan. A real Sophie's choice.

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@jasonvpoulos @DrunkTweets77 @hasanthehun Litmus test passed. Let's get IsraelCloss out of office.

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@kenklippenstein Are you not counting Pam Bondi because she was actually fired?

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@4ltedits Although Hasan is psychotic and doesn't fuck with music at all I still think he should have gone to this.

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@ijustlovepuzzl1 The queen has spoken

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@qtcinderella I'm so sorry QT. You were both so lucky to have each other for 15 years. I hope peace finds you swiftly.

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@AndrewYang Well I guess that's why Zohran is Mayor and you came in 4th in the primary.

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@Jeziel_Lopez_ @HasPause This idiot
https://t.co/Csg5KIGKzR

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FELLAS... is it INCEL to want to be a FATHER?

NEW VIDEO: discussing the drama around the new game 'Pragmata' & if the 'male biological clock' is real or not

watch the full video here:
👉 https://t.co/lwwvOkF1SW
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