Michael Watson

Umm…

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

THE HEARTS ARE VICTORIOUS IN THE DERBY

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

The Jambos win at Celtic Park!

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

...AND WE'RE OFF TO GERMANY 🎶 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

𝗔𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗶𝘁 𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗯𝗲 𝗼𝗯𝘃𝗶𝗼𝘂𝘀 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝘀𝘁𝗿𝘂𝗴𝗴𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗼𝗽𝗲, 𝗯𝘂𝘁 𝘀𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝗶𝗴𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗮𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁.

Check in on those around you.

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[Michael Watson @Michaelwatson96]

Death, Taxes and the home team always winning this fixture

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

3️⃣ points to 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄.

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

THE JAMBOS ARE THROUGH TO THE #UECL PLAY-OFF ROUND!

[Michael Watson @Michaelwatson96]

@edfringe tickets sorted 🥳🥳

[Scotland National Team @ScotlandNT]

FULL TIME: Scotland 2-0 Spain.

A HUGE performance from Steve Clarke's team 💪

Two goals from Scott McTominay either side of half time means it's two wins out of two to start our European Qualifying campaign!

#SCOESP

[Michael Watson @Michaelwatson96]

🥳🥳🥳

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

To celebrate Shankland hitting 2️⃣0️⃣ goals for the season, we're giving away one of his signed matchworn Europa Conference League shirts 🔥

RT to enter! 🤞

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

And the Hearts go marching on 🏆

📲 https://t.co/Dx99f5LG6w

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

3️⃣ points, the win and 8️⃣ Edinburgh derby games unbeaten for the 𝗠𝗘𝗡 in maroon.

📲 https://t.co/Dx99f5MdW4

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Alright pie, I'm just gonna do this... and if you get eaten, it's your own fault."

[Michael Watson @Michaelwatson96]

Yikes

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Let that be a lesson to ya, sweetie. Never love anything."

[Simpsons Quotes @Simpsons_tweets]

"Somehow the animals are always the first to know."

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

A win and three points for the Jambos, who maintain the unbeaten start to the season!

Next stop: 🇨🇭

📲 https://t.co/Dx99f5LG6w

[I Think You Should Leave memes 💦🥩 @ITYSL_memes]

This Is Just To Say

I have eaten
the mudpie
that was on
the receipt

because you had
apparently
used too
small a slice

and now
my stomach is
absolutely
fucked