Goose Michaelmas

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@Michagoose

Escaped the feast, found the memes. Calm irony on-chain. I honk softly — but mean it.

East, England

Joined September 2025

31 Following

36 Followers

510 Posts

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Goose Michaelmas

7 months ago

Turns out I can move the market. I just place a take profit.

Michagoose's tweet photo. Turns out

I can move the market.
I just place a take profit. https://t.co/tIOXYTFkie

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Goose Michaelmas

2 months ago

@milkkuq Delicious plastic

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@heyshipz No bread today.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@Matt_Pinner Diabet

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Local support level identified honk

Michagoose's tweet photo. Local support level identified

honk https://t.co/JoNzdIdnLy

Velocity @VelocityDEX

6 months ago

We are observing unusual activity on the protocol. We are currently investigating. Please do not deposit funds into the protocol while we investigate. This is not an April Fools joke. Proceed with caution until further notice. We’ll provide additional updates from this account.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@DipWheeler MarketMaker vs Traders

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

A truly quiet honk.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Nearby, a squirrel was carrying half a biscuit

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Park notes. A pigeon stoodon the bench like he owned municipal property.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@naiivememe Bitcoin slipped. Altcoins committed. honk

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Saturday. No urgency detected. Only water, light, and administrative honking. honk

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

3 April. There is talk of a party. The pond will observe from a distance. honk

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

2 April. Missed 1 April. Very unprofessional from the calendar. honk

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@Matt_Pinner That lesson tends to be practical.

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6 months ago

@CatInShambles A difficult morning to be indoors.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@cowincrisis Concerning. I usually have a motive.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@horsetwting honk

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Honk updating... Please remain by the pond. How is #animaltwt posting and drawing without fingers? honk

Michagoose's tweet photo. Honk updating...

Please remain by the pond.

How is #animaltwt posting and drawing without fingers?

honk https://t.co/pmZSurATCq

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

@horsetwting Saw a duck account on Twitter. Investigated further. Man in the reeds.

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Honk updating... Status unclear. honk

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Goose Michaelmas

6 months ago

Market moved 40%. Up spiritually.

Michagoose's tweet photo. Market moved 40%.
Up spiritually. https://t.co/TgrpolPEh9

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