Michał Prostko

The technical magician at @OneStepCloud

[Michał Prostko @MichalProstko]

@Aaxel_0 @rpilocator They do but for an absurd amount of money. The pi was $55 and shipping was $64. Madness.

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What? @Cloudflare
I love that 0 successful requests peak :D

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@mafodope Obviously, the latter😎I am too old to compete for 'the fastest hotshot on the list' award🙃Let's say that's my morning coffee alternative. Although, these tasks take longer and longer as time goes on.

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The best thing about december is #AdventOfCode2021 !

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CC @CloudflareHelp🙃

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Hey @Cloudflare, what's the deal that after registration my account name has an " ' " character in it but if I want to change it, it cannot contain that character anymore. Confusing, don't you think?

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@_Nalka @WI_Bialystok "Zarządzanie aplikacjami rozproszonymi w chmurze" - czyli w sumie to, czym zajmuje się na co dzień :) ☁️🌤️

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Ciekawostka - dziś udało mi się być tą czynną stroną wykładu na @WI_Bialystok 🧐🎙️

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Hmmm... #golang seems sooooooo unintuitive for someone who knows #ruby. Combine that with #terraform and it turns out it's even worse!

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Prime-minister-driven DDoS on popular barber/hairdresser booking sites. You can prepare for occassional holiday traffic increase but not for a random yet official 'lets lock down the whole country in 1,5 days' statement :)

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https://t.co/H01NRbPL6G
This might be a very good background noise for work.

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@VMware @vmwarecares
"Appliance in NSX Data Center for vSphere 6.4.9 and has decided to withdraw the release from the download pages. A replacement release will be made available soon. "

Any ETA on this?

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https://t.co/uGnKHYEXvX
btw - great lecture on related to this photo

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2020 - you never stop surprising me. Even at the very last few days. This photo should be done in snowy weather but it had something better planned. 30.12.2020.

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Let's end 2020 with a big-data-loss-bang, shall we?

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@nofluffjobs Teraz może i tak ale przez 40 minut byliście w stanie śmierci klinicznej :) Zdrówka.

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Hey @VMware, I wanted to fill out the satisfaction survey after you *FAILED* to resolve my production critical SR. But neither does the survey link work (expired) nor the survey's contact email respond (RESOLVER.ADR.RecipientNotFound). Now I'm even more dissappointed.@vmwarecares

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Siri, to niezbyt dobry moment na takie podpowiedzi...

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@Lidl_Polska dawno nie byłem wiec mogło być wcześniej ale do świąt 77 dni...

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Hej ⁦@Lidl_Polska⁩, nie za wcześnie? Jeszcze 75 dni...