Matt Michalko

Human living on the earth rock. Definitely not an alien.

[Sir Stephen of Wokery (Alfalfa Male) 🐟 🌟 @lokiesteve]

Kensington Palace just released this photo of Kate from this week so quit it with the conspiracy nonsense. #Photogate

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@JG_PxP @penguins @NHLBruins @SNPittsburgh @kyledubas Ugh. I hate games that are off network :(.

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@blink182 #WORKSUCKS @blink182

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@mitch_watts Honestly mine doesn't look (sans content) much different than it did when I graduated.

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@mamaelf99 @KDKA The radar shoots radially from a center point - just because it's showing things north, those things can still be moving south.

[Pittsburgh Scanner @pgh_scanner]

Allegheny Cemetery. Car lost control in the facility and ran into a pedestrian. Individual thrown from vehicle and hit head off a tombstone.

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@thisischubbsy Yeah, it's on Mark's vocals now too. I'm so confused. I can't tell if it's intentional, bad, or a mistake.

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The most pathetic promo in all of sports is @EatnPark offering a free cup of chili if the @penguins score 7 goals. 🤣🤣🤣

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Nothing is making me happier right now than seeing @drdavidlanger and @johnboockvar on my screen again.

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#stresspizzaanonymous this is a fever dream

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#stresspizzaanonymous new mexico

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#stresspizzaanonymous Utah

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#stresspizzaanonymous emergency department stories!

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#stresspizzaanonymous caller works in Healthcare and I feel like they have stories

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#stresspizzaanonymous who are YOU, caller?

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#stresspizzaanonymous someone should order paisanos for delivery to the stage

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#stresspizzaanonymous YEEHAW

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@johnboockvar @yularifilms @RuthieShatz @netflix @drdavidlanger @lenoxhill @LenoxNeurosurg REALLY!?! WHEN???

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@4st8 😂😂😂

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