Michealene Spencer

And we'll all float on okay~ Modest Mouse

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

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[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

@StephenKing

Have you seen what is happening in Baileyville? The Dragons need help.

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

@StephenKing

Have you seen what is happening in Baileyville? The Dragons need help.

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Planning my getaway to Crown Reef Beach Resort and Waterpark. For friends traveling soon: https://t.co/GzykbIgkAE @VacationMB

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Help support Jude during their fundraiser! 40% or more of every purchase supports Woodland Elementary School.
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[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Best part of my kid’s pre-K graduation was when I leaned over to my husband and whispered, “we are the old parents, in case you were wondering.” His reply? “Oh, I wasn’t wondering. I already knew that.” 😳

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Perfect gift for the outdoorsy ones in your life!

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[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

@realDonaldTrump Has someone checked him for parvo?

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Has someone checked him for the rona? Is this what rabies looks like? Has someone called Fauci? #trump #TrumpTantrum #TrumpIsALaughingStock

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

THE OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED INTO THE COUNTING ROOMS. I WON THE ELECTION, GOT 71,000,000 LEGAL VOTES. BAD THINGS HAPPENED WHICH OUR OBSERVERS WERE NOT ALLOWED TO SEE. NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE. MILLIONS OF MAIL-IN BALLOTS WERE SENT TO PEOPLE WHO NEVER ASKED FOR THEM!

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

@realDonaldTrump How many pots have you smoked today?

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

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[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Husband: I’m ready to say three Hail Marys and do a rain dance to get this kid to go to sleep. #mycrazyhusband

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Dad: grab me another beer, wouldya bud. Husband grabs him a beer. Dad: you, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar. #mycrazyfather

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Me: you should use the self checkout. It's quicker that way. Husband: oh! I didn't realize I was on shift today. #mycrazyhusband

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

@gheldmann we got a new word! Ha!

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Mom: these olives are a bit tainty!
Me: tainty?! Mom: yes! Salty and tangy at the same time! #mycrazymother

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

@TDelMonaco9120 wicked. Best part of the whole night is my mother falling on the floor and her parents walking in at the exact same time!

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Me: do you need a water?
Mom: fuck no! I don't need a wine!!!
#mycrazymother

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

You're smart and I'm smart. Let's make some money #mycrazymother

[Michealene Spencer @MichealeneMS]

Michealene we need to be... You know.. A bang! .*makes gun with her hand* a bang! Pew pew! #mycrazymother