Michele

American in Amsterdam
I left the executive world for poker, writing and art. Then married a Dutch guy because… if you aren’t Dutch, you aren’t much.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

Guy Questions.
Do you dance? If no, why?
When did American men stop dancing? Gen X?
I think men who dance look more confident, more attractive = more dates. My sexy Dutch husband dances and he’s very cool + manly.
@Stapes @ToddWitteles @ShaneSchleger @BryanMicon

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@Cure_MTM I can make you a sweatshirt for $50.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@CarrieS2222 @phil_hellmuth @WSOP Huh? Um. I stayed home. Not for me but for others. Before Covid(-19), my son had cancer and people didn’t give a shit if their infection impacted him.
So, covid or not, the old rule to stay home for 24 hours after a fever breaks still stands. Even if the test is negative.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@spraggy That is why poker dealers are being replaced with AI hologram dealers.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@pokerorg @BetMGMPoker @ARIAPoker The Hammer?
I call AQ, “High Class Trash.”
AQ preys on the vulnerable. It looks amazing but it lures in the weak, tired + tilted. Then it snaps their fortress in two.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@ToddWitteles I need to come play the seniors event. If I do, I challenge you to a rascal race.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

They need to hire a lot of massage therapists for this event because after 45, it’s all downhill. No one warns you that your body will ache all the time.

[Poker Org @pokerorg]

Seniors events are about to get a lot bigger 📈

Read the full story: https://t.co/PA7OjP2qGZ

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@googlemaps @Sepultura115 I would like to look up furniture and Google Maps not suggest the grocery store.

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@pokerkat That is just one more good reason why you should be in the HOF.

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@Andy_Bloch @WSOP @RealKidPoker @JoshuaArieh @GGPoker @RadioAmanda @rachelblucky Disappointing there are no hotdogs in this poster.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@BobMatherPoker Congratulations on your Hertz rental car discount. You’re winning!

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@ToddWitteles Strangers in the night…

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@x shouldn’t a World Cup hub at the top of a feed default to hidden scores when the world has different time zones?
Surprised that HR hasn’t considered this to be “global-unfriendly” and analysts have passed on such an easy “See Scores” metric.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@Andy_Bloch Omg. I was going to reply that six or 6 would depend on the teenager who wrote the If/then. But then I saw the other post. Worse, I would have understood if you had used |33+. What if you write s6x? Or s3x.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@dwpoker Yes, @Stapes is taking hot dog orders.

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@Danny_W4 Ja

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@ToddWitteles @PokerCookieM I agree and I always tip housekeeping but their employer should pay them a proper wage. Not me. If housekeeping needs to be tipped, it means that the corporate HR department only values those women enough for another lame LinkedIn post.

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@msalsberg @padspoker I’m currently overhauling poker TV with “Real Ballers.” A documentary on how aggression is linked to low testosterone. No man will go all-in again. Poker will switch to limit or have a hormone heavy weight division. Season 2 will be the Poker Hormone Doping story.

[Michele @MicheleLewis]

@WECpoker @ToddWitteles Coffee/pastries? It’s hard work putting a pastry in a bag. Trust me, I worked at two bakeries during high school (with 0 tips + 0 health care). I tip but don’t think people should act self-entitled about it. They should demand a living wage from their small-penis employer.