Michele

#bitchin'

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

Fun fact: 97% of fun facts are, in fact, not fun at all

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

One of my students asked me today if I carried my dogs in my tummy and gave birth to them.

Yes, baby girl, yes I did.
#talesfrompreschool

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

🧵

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

Had an unintentional day off work and accidentally bought my dogs matching NSYNC shirts. Win-win? Except for my bank account

[Susie Meister @susie_meister]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your kid’s teacher does not need or want a candle for Christmas.

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Team Katie & Ariana only #PumpRules

[Wrex Weed @wrexweed]

"Dear Diary. I was a real piece of shit today. Same as every day. View is nice. Can't wait to be a piece of shit tomorrow. Well, see ya!" #PumpRules

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Just another day.

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

One of my preschoolers asked me “Ms. Michele why don’t you ever get mad and yell?” I explained that I do get mad but I choose not to yell at them & I’d rather talk them through the problem. They said “oh, I like chocolate milk!” Never a dull moment w/ littles #TalesFromPreschool

[COOP @CoopPirate]

Been off work 18 days and I’m supposed to just….. return?

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

Is my love language Words of Affirmation or am I incredibly anxious and needing reassurance that everyone around me doesn’t secretly dislike me and pretend to tolerate me?

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

@susie_meister Teacher here. Same goes for mugs and body sprays/lotions! Thanks but no thanks 🙏🏼

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

popstar is probably the most underrated comedy of the past ten years — it’s so fucking funny

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

It’s not even noon and I have had 2 kids’ pee on me. It’s just the cherry on top of an absolutely terrible week.

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

@SHOTOFYAGER I know he was only there for the first season, but it was nice to see Dustin Milligan on Schitts Creek, one of my favs.

[Emily Nussbaum @emilynussbaum]

Normalize liking your spouse

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

@Nicoicu22 💯 one of my pet peeves. Don’t ask me a question then ignore what I’m saying then “do me a favor” and act interested after the fact. I just close off

[𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦. @boundlesshopes]

If you give me a long hug, I might start crying.

[Fixing Education @FixingEducation]

This reporter displays the exact type of thinking regarding the teaching profession that has resulted in the largest teacher shortage in American history.
How do you like them apples? 😜😔
#EdChat

[Michele @MicheleYvette]

Order DoorDash so much that I just tried checking Find My Friends to track my food

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

teachers should be paid $100K/year

keep your lies to yourself