Michelle Paulman

Slightly nutty with a caramel center.

[Michelle Paulman @MichellarellaP]

@TheBloggess Talking to a woman I see she's about to walk into a pole but can't get words out to warn her until too late. #awkward

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Slideshow! Apparently we all had round glasses in the 90's. #dnreunion

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Tough to digest: RT @mashable: More People Have Cellphones Than Clean Toilets: @UN http://t.co/3BlZ2H8u0x

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Plus it's a big improvement on Call Me Maybe. RT @kenpaulman: I know everyone's probably listened (cont) http://t.co/Z0ZLsptJsB

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Lake Monona, last summer http://t.co/otBeyFiz

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Because Santa shouldn't smell like bourbon and B.O. #ThatsWhyYouAreLonely

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Why is anyone surprised that Bristol Palin lost on DWTS last night? Not getting enough votes is a tradition in her family.

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#inappropriatetoys Snatchbox Cars

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#inappropriatetoys Tonka Deepwater Horizon Drilling Rig

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Baby's First Zippo #inappropriatetoys

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#inappropriatetoys Nicotine Patch Kids

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http://plixi.com/p/58197565 @chelseahandler There's not enough tequila in the world to make that look appetizing.

[Michelle Paulman @MichellarellaP]

That's probably for the best: “@paulapoundstone: I'm about to go on in Fargo, but I don't know what to say to them. I never saw the movie.”

[Michelle Paulman @MichellarellaP]

WTF does the pope know about male prostitutes ... “@nytimes: Pope Says Condoms to Stop AIDS May Be Acceptable http://nyti.ms/9vdiXV”

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Pope Says Condoms to Stop AIDS May Be Acceptable http://nyti.ms/9vdiXV

[Michelle Paulman @MichellarellaP]

#alcoholactor @MJMcKean Jane Lynchburg Lemonade

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@paulapoundstone You'll go far in Fargo! (I couldn't resist ...)

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#nutritionalmovies Sky Captain Crunch and the Whirl of Marshmallow

[Michelle Paulman @MichellarellaP]

Pop-up books don't need any words #firstlineofbushbook