Michelle

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

For everyone who thinks that everything will fall into place after college just know that it won’t and you’re screwed.

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

PJ day at work today, I wore my pajama pants that have cute crabs on them and now all my preschoolers are pointing at me saying “you got crabs” 😑

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

Wild

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

@doUbleU_tee Going to be a close call

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

@cnewq39 Hahahaha 😂🙈

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

My preschoolers are playing, “What’s in my mouth?”

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

@Kevinbrady1748 Hmm maybe it’s because I don’t clean up his poop 😂

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

Do you ever think that our animals want to break up with us

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

How do people not know who Ozzy is.. the Prince of Darkness... bit off a bats head.. C’mon.

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

I wish that I could text my dog that I am on my way home

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

Ok settle this arguments
Is Matilda a must see film at least once in someone’s life?

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

Texting my friends in the south vs texting my family back in the Midwest

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

@whereswally03 @DomJulio20 Ya because some titties would be out... and ya know, boobs.

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

It is $1,000+ to fly from O’Hare into Charlotte this weekend.. I know it is a holiday, but what in the actual f*@k is that.

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

Pizza or cake the rest of your life?

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

@Andrew3569 @Kevinbrady1748 I think he is too lazy to put it up in the first place

[Michelle @Michelle12Doran]

Why do I still have to tell my boyfriend not to play ball in the house 🙈 #ManChild