Totally Texian

Proud Texan. Grateful American. Let's laugh together. 😂

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@OrevaZSN That's called a Chinese restaurant.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

37%? What kind of math are you using to get that number?
Other than deviled eggs you're at 97%.

[Rich O'Toole @RichOToole]

At this point I’m 37% Tex Mex 🙏🏽🌮

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@DawnsMission @CorreaNoelyn Just look at her. She fits the profile.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@RichOToole @TexAgs Rudy's at #10? I think not.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@crumbl 🍪

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@lady_valor_07 Nope

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@BellaBaddie__ Egg nog

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@CookingHub_ Ketchup on hotdogs is a no-go.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@MaggotActor69 The amount of sodium must be through the roof.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@dammy4trueluv That's just wasteful.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@RaminNasibov Paper Moon,
Stealing Home,
Lonesome Dove

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@News4SA La Fogata.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

The original ship!

[Hulu @hulu]

Show us your all time favorite ship.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

The world finally gets it.

GOD BLESS AMERICA. 🇺🇸🦅

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@FitnessDadx No one in Texas ever ate a steak like that. Period.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@alphafox I think men transition into women for the fake tits.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@GrowingUpRetro Yes but not the fish or shrimp bucket.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

It was removed? AND wasn't learned until the 11th grade.
We had Texas History in 6th
American History in 7th and
World History in 8th.
That's Jr High folks.

[Kaylee Campbell @kaylee_ashlynn]

Texas State Board of Education has reportedly re-added the American Revolution back to 11th grade American History.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@MerriamWebster Some folks have never watched "The Andy Griffith Show" and it shows.

[Totally Texian @MichelleFe5295]

@KitchenRecipes_ So you poured everything in the baking dish, just to pour it out into a blender then you had to wash the baking dish to add the caramel.
Strange.