Midlife crisis, anyone?
Dating his younger assistant. She's early 20s. He's 38.
Dresses like a preppy douche
Bought his E-Class
#midlife#crisis
I'll just be over here carrying your baby.
#pregnantlady
My life has become such a cliche
He left me and started dating his much younger assistant
#separated#divorce
Oh and I'm pregnant with his kid
I need a hug