Champagne.Tundi🎀

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whatever makes you happy😙

[Mbinya @Mbinya__]

I hate it when someone speaks to me in a language I don’t understand and when I tell them I don’t understand they be like “hujui lugha ya taifa”. Get tf out with your superiority complex.

[n•🇨🇩 @nyxwanga]

“Shuru pls” is still frying me man🤣

[🏛 𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐧 🏛 @nonregemesse]

After only a few days of marriage?!

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

love bombing doesn't work on me because that is exactly the correct amount of adoration i should be receiving. in fact, take it up a notch

[cyncityyyy🪽 @sugarwithvenom]

Sai ukiingia Tiktok ni vlogs za "lets prepare for summertides, mara birkini shein haul, sijui maintenance...
Sisi watu wa Bungoma letu jicho tu😭😂tutaenda mtoni na kinyasa tumalize hiyo maneno😆

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Unfortunately I do believe in permanent fallouts. May we never cross paths again

[stargirl✨ @lilywanjiee]

Ata mfanye marketing ya aina ganiii SINUNUI ALWAYSSSSS vile ilituchoma in our teens SINUNUIIIIIII

[MAMICHULA @thisjuicediary]

The second a man stops yearning for me he can get the fuck out my face.

[Scribe Girl @her_eloquence]

Reading a book and finding a sentence so good you close the book for a minute, to stare into space

[Skippy 🦋 @AonjelaPel]

Hio discourse ya sisters wacha nisichangie because I don't even have a relationship with mines 🤣 Ingekuwa sisi hio production haingeendelea juu ya vita na matusi 🤣

[cherono @isisszn2]

The only thing a kale man can do for me is sing an Emily Kosgei song

[Diva🦸🏻 @CaptainMariamm]

I just want Money and Money making opportunities in July❤️

[BIGNU BITCH @nunublanco]

ill pull my leggings up to my eyebrows before i let the coochie part be baggy

[Diva🦸🏻 @CaptainMariamm]

Nikijinyima kitu nataka naeza kufa aki

[🦋El~Fuego🫦 @fuegoshawrry777]

So glad Messi’s mom had sex on that day and got pregnant 😭❤️

[Kerry-stopher. @Akokerryy]

Mimi na mtoto wa mama yangu tukiweka video kama ya kina Terembe si basi mtagive opinions hadi mate iwaishie kwa midomo

[𝔦𝔦𝔪𝔵𝔠𝔥𝔵𝔩𝔩𝔢𝔢🇰🇪🇨🇩🇸🇩 @ellespiracy]

Mimi nikiulizwa mambo ya watu huwa nasema tu "how about you ask them?" Kumbe nafaa kuwacover? I don't understand why someone should discuss someone else's personal biz with me aki....like just go ask them and leave me tf alone

[Yaw🇬🇭 @Yawkonadu_Tv]

Yes

HAIBOOOOOOOOO

[rene.pdf (draft) @odanga_r]

What the fuck is a “SUMMER festival” in Kenya? A country on the Equator?

I want you people to use your brains.

[德亚 🖤 @elonhatesder4]

You told foreigners to leave your country before June 30th but you want to remain in someone else’s country after June 30th 😭😭😭