Michelle Koren

the world spins madly on ☀️

[ABC News Politics @ABCPolitics]

"Your indifference cost these men and women their most valuable commodity: time."

Jon Stewart receives a standing ovation from 9/11 first responders after slamming lawmakers for failing to fund programs providing healthcare to the first responders https://t.co/vSFOq11Wr5

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@AmandaKoren @EXPRESSLIVEOH @the1975 I wish we would have taken a picture of the trashcan FULL of purses. And not only purses but people’s blankets and other personal belongings that they were forced to leave behind. Looked like a pathetic garage sale. What a joke Express Live 👎🏼

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata @AmandaKoren @JessicaMKoren Oh yeah there’s no way I’ll get 500 retweets. Good luck Jess!

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata will you go to prom with me?? I need 300 retweets! @AmandaKoren @JessicaMKoren 🤞🏼🙃

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

I learned my lesson 🙋🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️ https://t.co/6DxIHX7lgT

[American Idol @AmericanIdol]

Take notes. Don't let this be you. https://t.co/IkMezt4i2N

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

Yes! 🏒🥅 https://t.co/B3EmRXo7gJ

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@Korenomics @AmandaKoren @JessicaMKoren what's X gonna do??? https://t.co/JiHcFQ1iER

[palmer @decentbirthday]

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gon' give it to:
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[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata Good to know! #TheRockIsNotARock

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

Stumbled upon this at Target @thelaurengraham Can't wait to start talking as fast as I can! 📚☕️

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata @realDonaldTrump I'm sure he's a fan. Treat me like a pirate is probably his favorite song

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@AmandaKoren @JessicaMKoren @ParkerSalata Giraffes for Ohio's new state animal! #GiraffeEmoji

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata @AmandaKoren @JessicaMKoren it's a full body workout & he keeps bonking his head on the ground lol

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@AmandaKoren @JessicaMKoren @ParkerSalata https://t.co/k4Da9kaTBC

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@AmandaKoren 😳😳 I didn't like any of his pics! #Lurking #IBeKnowin

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@JessicaMKoren @ParkerSalata @AmandaKoren we never got drunk at Applebee's either. I hear they have a great happy hour 🍻

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata @JessicaMKoren @AmandaKoren I feel like we would enjoy ding dong ditching people now lol

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@JessicaMKoren @AmandaKoren @ParkerSalata probably straight to four lokos and twerking

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

My office has run out of coffee. Chaos is all around me #HappyMonday 🙅🏼☕️☕️

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata I can't believe they skipped the pizza song again! I'd ask for a refund 🍕🍕

[Michelle Koren @MichelleKoren]

@ParkerSalata I am optimistic about my margarita. Does that count?