Michelle Lerch

"Often we ask people what they want to do when they grow up but the more important question is what are you going to be"

[Reiea @reieacevans]

Please read.

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@MalRenner @ashp415 my chiropractor has one that smells like tequila and i gag every time

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

When will we learn that one person’s “she helped me” never negates someone else’s “she hurt me?”

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@RISS_ross_6

[Kelsea Ballerini @KelseaBallerini]

today in quarantine.

[Norbert Elekes @NorbertElekes]

Coronavirus outbreak, Italy:

March 19: 41,035 cases
March 14: 21,157 cases
March 9: 9,172 cases
March 4: 3,089 cases
February 28: 888 cases
February 23: 152 cases
February 18: 3 cases

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@MalRenner @sylviasparks20 @NHoysak SUAVEMENTEEEEEE BESAMEEEEE

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

It’s a tail as old as time.

[Kristen K @krist3nnn]

2020 we stop telling women how lucky they are to have a partner who actually acts like a partner. You want to marry someone who doesn’t know how to run a vacuum, that’s on you sis

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@MalRenner 🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@jahessika should have brought back jeon420

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@daniellelahm 💀💀😂😂

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@krist3nnn 🤣🤣🤣

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@KipMooreMusic if you are looking for a place to get a workout in before your show we got you covered at the cleveland clinic 💪🏼💪🏼 #maybeshesincleveland 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Miranda Lambert @mirandalambert]

Locomotive is out now! I put this one in my live shows first because I couldn’t wait to get up there and sing it. 🔥 Listen here: https://t.co/OkDUc4zzME

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

person: "excuse me but i just got over a hip injury and my doctor told me i can finally start trying to build it up do you have any suggestions?"
me: well did you do PT?
person: "no that costs money.."
me to myself: 🙄 *im just sitting here donating my time*

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

🙄🙄

[Rob Giermann @TheReal_RGI]

@nerdelj My roommate does not allow sweets or snacks in household

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

you guys are right .. should just offer fitness classes for free because i'm basically rich being in the fitness industry and i honestly don't need a home or food 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

@sylviasparks20 i do what i can for the people i love

[Michelle Lerch @MichelleLerch]

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[average jo @thatgirljo_]

You know how many problems would be solved if women had to orgasm to get pregnant??