Michelle (Lippoli) Burton

How do you organize a party in space? You planet 🌎 || She/her. 🏳️‍🌈

[Vulture @vulture]

We meet the men who will compete to win Joan’s heart … and Jack, who is here to cause chaos (in a good way). https://t.co/cJUv1G7g8y

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

Thanks to the national wireless emergency alert system test for aggressively waking up my newborn from her nap 🫠

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

@aaamy_mac I almost just texted this tweet to you. Then I saw you posted it lmao

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

i would jump off a bridge if taylor swift asked me to, but i will never ever be nice to a man

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

@AllstarAltman The way we gasped when this happened!!!!

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

@aaamy_mac This is a real missed opportunity to say the current Swiftuation....

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

@aaamy_mac @itsalicetime Seems right coming from the person who ranked men second 😅

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

@aaamy_mac Proud to be a recipient of this text 😅

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

My wife is procrastinating writing by cleaning my suitcase lol

[Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama]

If HAMILTON taught us anything, it’s that this should be settled with a rap battle.

[Dave Jamieson @jamieson]

A lot of folks were wondering who the 5 senators were who voted against guaranteeing workers reasonable break time to pump breast milk. (It passed 92-5.) They were:

--John Cornyn (R-Tex.)
--Mike Lee (R-Utah)
--Pat Toomey (R-Penn.)
--Ron Johnson (R-Wisc.)
--Rand Paul (R-Ky.)

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

Same.

[em❤️‍🔥 @tayxgracie]

i think my biggest regret in this lifetime is not buying the folklore cardigan, WHAT WAS I THINKING

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

. @leslieodomjr as Draemond in Abbott Elementary is giving me big Benny from Rent energy

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

Happy Into the Woods day to all who celebrate!!!!! https://t.co/awro81r5PE

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

I don’t remember who any of these people are

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

I’m 20 pages into Nona the Ninth and I just remembered that I forgot everything about the last two books.

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

I truly love my job but boundaries are important!!!! Don’t check work stuff while you’re on PTO!!!

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

We love to hear these GenX ladies on the plane talking about how it’s unacceptable their colleague doesn’t want to check his email during his HONEYMOON. Like, WHAT!?

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

This tweet is brought to you by me not checking anything for the next 4 work days while I’m on PTO

[Michelle (Lippoli) Burton @MichelleLippoli]

@itsalicetime @PassengerShame