Michelle Holt

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Listen- I know the orthodontist is offended that I didn’t wear my retainer when I was 16, but let’s be honest. When I picked half hot pink half yellow they should’ve known I wasn’t mature enough for that kind of responsibility.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

My kid wakes up at 6am. He goes to sleep at 7:30 pm. I work from 8-5. He goes to day care at about 7:30am. We get home from daycare about 5:30 pm. Why is it expected that I only get to see my baby 3 hours a day, 5 days a week???

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

We had to lower Carson’s crib tonight. I’m not okay.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

@stefficheck I …. Ignore that part 😂😩

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Never Grow Up by Taylor Swift hits WAY harder when you have a baby. 😩 excuse me while I’m crying at 6 am because my 2 month old is going to grow up.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Is there really anything cuter than baby socks? 😩

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

I feel so accomplished

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

I spent the last 4 months playing 10 minute version of All Too Well for my baby to make sure it was his favorite song when he was born. And y’all. IT WORKED. He gets so chill.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

@cbanovz I’m so sorry!! 😩 I told them we will probably need someone to run off her energy over the next couple weeks at least once! Lol

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

I’m literally so excited to have an energy drink next week.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Ope. Not me sitting in the car crying because a dog from TikTok died. 😢

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Maternity clothes are the absolute worst. Why do they all either look like a mom in the 90’s or are so uncomfortable it’s unbearable???

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

The amount of guilt I feel for leaving my puppy home alone when I go to work cannot possibly be healthy.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Winter is so bad for my mental health.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Next time we buy a house and think “oh we can do that NO PROBLEM” can someone remind me it is, in fact, a problem?

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Just crying in the middle of a Toyota service department this lovely Wednesday morning. Love the vibe. 😩

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

Props to all the girls who roll into the gym in matching sets looking cute and put together. Unfortunately, I didn’t bother brushing my hair today and look like a train wreck.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

@KFark93 I still drink regular Dr. pepper which honestly may be part of my issue 😂 but I love our treadmill talks!

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

You will not see me doing the ten year challenge on facebook. I’m not trying to hurt my own feelings like that.

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

@stephERNIE13 SO MUCH BETTER!

[Michelle Holt @MichelleLynn2]

If I see ONE MORE thing crediting Morgan Wallen for the lyrics of “Cover Me Up” I am going to actually lose my mind. Like Morgan Wallen is capable of writing a song that beautiful.