Michelle Penny

Wife and mom. Jesus follower. Corporate event producer. Skin changer.

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

@mamatare1 My “ma”am?” responses were as tonal as the Mandarin language - you edge it just the wrong way and all kinds of trouble follows.

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@RajHileisi @mamatare1 That “ma’am?” with the upward tilt at the end so she knew you weren’t sassing!

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@freckkleface26 @mamatare1 @xiaodina__ Same. Too close to a cuss word in our house.

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Pest control guy calls me “ma’am” four times in a 30 second conversation.

My inner voice: Ma’am? Psshhfftt.

Mirror: leggings, tank top, cardigan, hair in a knot, no makeup, reading glasses on my head.

Me: well, ok then

#grownup #justgonnaownit #itme

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Mama needs a new hair dryer!

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Come visit Georgia! (Everyone’s watching us these days - you might as well come see what the fuss is about!) #visitgeorgia #exploregeorgia https://t.co/J6S3fZUHKZ

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

It feels like the whole country is waiting for the results of an STD test.

Even if you get the results you want, you don’t feel good about what brought you to this point.

#election2020 #ElectionDayAnxiety

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

Every election is determined by the people who show up.
- Larry J. Sabato

#showupandvote #americanvoter
#election2020 #civicsacrament
#talkischeap #votingisfree #Vote

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

I missed tonight’s debate, but from what I’ve read, it sounds like they needed a mom to moderate.

Or, you know, someone used to dealing with squabbling toddlers.

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

Nothing like the cooler temps of fall to remind me how much I hate pants.

#ItsFallYall #sweaterweather #nopants #WednesdayWisdom

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@mtgreenee @AOC Now I fully comprehend how the Dixie Chicks felt about 43.

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Happy about these cooler temps (yay fall!) but I’m not allowing myself to get too excited. Odds are excellent that we’ll have flammable snow or boiling rain this year too.

#2020 #expecttheunexpected

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I have zero interest in anything #pumpkinspice but someone just mentioned apple spice doughnuts and now I’m ready to wear sweaters and boots in 90 degree weather.

#fallproblems #nopumpkin #yestoapples #onlysemibasic

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Shout out to all the little kids who just finished their first week of virtual learning without the benefit of coffee or alcohol.

#virtuallearning #COVIDschool #mommyneedshelp #liquidhelp

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My favorite thing ever is when I get back from grocery shopping and realize I forgot one key ingredient for dinner.

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

“T-shirts ARE napkins, mom. Why else does the bottom reach all the way up to your mouth?”
-Asher, 8

#thingskidssay #stuffmykidsays

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Write this guy’s dating site bio...

[Michelle Penny @MichelleMPenny]

For anyone who works in events, loves someone who does, or has ever attended an event...our industry is the invisible connection between hotels, airlines, restaurants and venues around the world. Please sign this petition!
*donation is NOT necessary
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@DPrettyNurseRN @AuburnFootball Bless. You sure you like him? #notnowhoney #seriouslyno

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Picked up some school shorts for the kids yesterday and y’all, I’m befuddled. Essentially the EXACT SAME SHORTS for boys and girls...except for the price. $7 for boys, $12.99 for girls. What gives, @Target? #pinktax at this age?!