Michelle

God (in excess) + me produces an awesome life. How's that for chemistry? Chemistry Teacher and SAHM to two girls

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

I feel like one of the biggest issues with this whole pandemic is most people aren’t comfortable with or fully understand how science works. This is the scientific method. Note there are a lot of loops. When on the edge of research, theories are revised a lot. #Science #COVID19

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm It seems it’s back! But apparently it was just 600 impressions so scrolling through feed and comments of some long Twitter threads was enough to put me over the edge before dinner.

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

*sarcastic* love not being able to get my usual weather/safety thunderstorm updates from my local government because I’ve reached my allowed views for the day, bc I went down a rabbit hole of posts on how bad Twitter is…
guess Twitter really has lost its appeal. #TwitterFail

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

My 5 year old: Mom, I can’t do it all the same time… I’m not an octopus.
She is wise beyond her years.

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm I’m there!

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

When your fridge breaks the day after grocery shopping and you have to throw the absurdly priced food in the trash.

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm It hurts that it confirms to the world what I already knew…that I’m just talking to myself

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

She also regularly calls herself a “fashion-easter” instead of a fashionista.

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

I love my 4 yr old and her malapropisms. She loves bluey and today she told me from the taxi episode “Oh no, we are out of pet-drool!” #petrol #Bluey #australian

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

My anxiety around posting for fear of it being forever immortalized on the internet might have been a tad overblown… l will miss all of my untweeted thoughts in the draft folder. #ByeTwitter

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

How Twitter of Twitter to be live tweeting its end with wit and memes. #RIPTwitter #y2k22

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm This was the first thing I said after the movie was finished. It’s technically even in the title “MoM”

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

If you play Wordle but don’t post your results, are you really playing wordle? (Asking for me) #Wordle242

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm @rachel_bigelow Well it doesn’t work, I ignore all warnings and jump right in.

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

Does Twitter have a disclaimer after EVERY post saying “Heads Up! conversations like this may be intense” after every post? Or do I just happen to look at only controversial stuff on Twitter?

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm @rachel_bigelow I looked it up and apparently I’m part of a select trial that is supposed to try to warn you before you go into the replies to a post that it could get ugly. So yes, apparently all the politics, science and faith-based conversations I read get those labels… 😬

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@eltshow @ianchillag @spotifypodcasts Listening to your episode and brought back fond memories of a toy my daughter was gifted that did not pronounce “sheep” correctly… Clip from an Amazon review as evidence: https://t.co/KZ9pyinVH2

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@ErinHmm

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

My daughter calls her socks “little masks for her feet”. What a year is has been...

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

@rachel_bigelow Yup, this was the end result and it worked out 2 cycles later. The problem was 2yr old was helping unload washer into dryer before I noticed the problem so there was the gel stuff everywhere...

[Michelle @MichelleNeer5]

I had somehow made it 4 years of diaper changing without washing a disposable diaper in the wash.... explosion... absorbing gel pellets everywhere....

It has been 0 days since our last workplace incident.