Michelle 💜🤍🖤

She/Her. Writer. TV/Film professional. Frequent dreamer. Occasional fanatic. 💜🤍🖤 Age 35

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Probably should mention I won't be using "Twitter" anymore. If you want to keep in touch, please reach out to me elsewhere. 💜

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Because I don't know if Michael Sheen is on instagram and I need him to know about this album. @michaelsheen https://t.co/gzABmdd0BW #goodomens #GoodOmens3 #GoodOmensS3 #GoodOmens2 #GoodOmensS2 #aziracrow #ineffablehusbands #tylerglenn #excommunication

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Fall Out Boy speaks to me on a spiritual level.

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

I used to be a real go-getter
I used to think it all gets better

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Hey Alexa, when I say "shuffle @neontrees" what I mean by that is INJECT "SINS OF MY YOUTH" DIRECTLY AND IMMEDIATELY INTO MY VEINS

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

“The truth is uncertain. That’s really philosophical. What is truth?”

When he’s high

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

I got three-fourths of the way through “You Raise Me Up” by Josh Groban before I realized it wasn’t @IamChrisMann 🤣 🤣 🤣

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

@_skyenapped You legit should do some feet sites lmao.

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 🔪🔪🔪🔪

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Lizzo been robbed.

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

When a couple is so pretty it just hurts

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

A neurodivergent nightmare:

Them: (says something)
Me: Do you mean for _____ or _____?
Them: Oh. Both.
Me: NO BUT WHICH ONE DID YOU MEAN ORIGINALLY

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Lol #PokemonScarletViolet #NintendoSwitch

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

@MarcyandTayler Gimme ya cash app or Venmo or w/e

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

Nope lol but Scrubs is like 90% there.

[Universal Pictures @UniversalPics]

Has anyone watched a movie from their childhood that still holds up?

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

@SebastianDGee I think the key is consent. If you picked it, it wouldn’t be triggering. But because it came up unexpectedly, you weren’t prepared. Give yourself a breather and you’ll probably be able to reclaim it again. 💜

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

@MarcyandTayler How much you need?

[shea @_skyenapped]

people will leave the hospital like "God bless our doctors and nurses!!" like bro you also got cared for by a PCT, paramedic, phlebotomist, rad tech, CNA, MA, and a partridge and a pear tree 😭😭

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

@acedadadvice Why are people using their voices in a library at all!?

[Michelle 💜🤍🖤 @MichellePCarter]

@MarcyandTayler @MichyGeary Before they were "Bo and Gabrielle" 😁😂
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